By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer
Dearest Stanley cup,
Despite the fact that people say you’re obnoxiously large, you fit me perfectly. I would carry you...
By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer
On a not-so-typical Thursday morning that quickly turned into an afternoon, staff members of The Peak sat down like any...
By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Stars
Aries
March 21–April 19
I think you should punch your midterm. Not in class, because that would be embarrassing. But metaphorically, you should...
By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer
Picture this: it’s a Monday morning, you’ve just found out that you’re lactose intolerant (or maybe have issues digesting...
By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief
My precious literate raccoons,
Did you miss my smooth voice narrating the most succulent meals found on the campus floors? I did,...
By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief and Dutiful Archivist
The following work has been lovingly archived under, “Genius Art Before Their Time,” a pre-humous (we find post-humous...
