Why aren’t you answering my texts?

By: Sharon Ha, SFU student Dear ghoster,  Decades and centuries ago, all someone could do was cut you off in-person. Now they can leave you on...

Woman diagnosed with a case of being overdramatic

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer To the concerned patient,  After reviewing your symptoms and ailments, your diagnosis has been revealed to me through a number of...

Cramming in those post-strike readings you never anticipated completing

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Picture this: you’re that student who thought there was absolutely no end in sight to the strike, so you neglected...

Horoscopes October 29–November 4

By: Kelly Chia, Emissary of the Stars Aries  Did anyone tell you that it’s shark week? Well, not in the way you think it might be....

Places to propose to your partner at SFU

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about asking someone to marry you at SFU? No? Well, here are some reasons why...

What happened to McFogg the Dog?

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student Many know about SFU’s loss of the beloved mascot McFogg the Dog. It’s often controversially referred to as a...

How SFU presented that tentative agreement

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Burnaby, BC — to many, this foggy evening at SFU would be a regular night. But to the SFU bargaining team,...

Your ultimate guide to posing with your favourite harvest vegetables

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Taking a stroll through muddy and slightly smelly pumpkin fields may seem like an intimidating feat. I know, the pumpkins...

Top Ten: Things I love about SFU

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer I don’t know about you, but when I was rejected from UVic, CapU, and the ever-famous UBC, I was ecstatic....

Why I support the BC rat takeover

By: C Icart, Humour Editor As you know, cities in beautiful British Columbia (not my words; I just read it off a license plate) are...