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There’s no better time than the present to join a student community

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What better way to find people with similar interests to you? Illustration courtesy of the SFSS

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer

Every university publishes a page for first years on why it’s important for students to join a campus group. These articles suggest clubs, organizations, and other groups provide everything from community to engagement, as well as experience to pad your resumé. There is, however, a question that often goes unanswered: when’s the best time to join a student community?

The answer is easy: “as soon as you can.” Whether you’re in your first, second, third, fourth year, or even later — don’t wait.

In your first year, before you’ve even fully gotten your feet underneath you as a student, join a group. Joining early provides students with a group of senior students who can be a resource to those learning how to navigate higher education.

With anywhere from 22% to 58% of students changing their major during their undergraduate career, signing on to a community early can streamline the process by helping you figure out what you like to do. Whether you’re drawn to activism, technical projects, or anything more leisurely, there are a number of groups that allow you to explore your interests in a (relatively) pressure-free space. And you can always try out different groups if the first doesn’t work for you.

The social aspect of student communities can also make university a more pleasant experience — student groups are filled with students who empathize, and will, more often than not, be supportive of your struggles. Having a social group that exists independently of classmates can make a huge difference in how you enjoy your time at university.

If, like me, you waited a little longer to get involved, don’t worry about it. Failing to join early during your academic career doesn’t prevent you from engaging with student organizations later on. I found that the critical thinking and communication skills I developed in my early academic years gave me more meaningful ways to contribute. In my fourth year, a fellow political science student convinced me to join the editorial team of Gadfly, a student-run political science journal. It was through the journal’s staff that I then found out about my current position as a Peak staff writer.

A final item to note on the “don’t wait” checklist is to not hold out for Clubs Day. The name is somewhat of a misnomer, as Clubs Day is also filled with sports teams, student unions, and organizations. Pre-pandemic, this event consisted of booths throughout Saywell Hall and the AQ. Over the course of a week, students had the chance to pick up contact info and chat with members. There’s no need to wait for an event like this to reach out; it’s entirely unnecessary for clubs or student unions. For those other groups, you can get your foot in the door for the next semester, while learning about how they work. It takes some courage to reach out to a group, but it’s often worth the effort.

Join a group of like-minded people who will support you through the hard times and help you find your passions at SFU, academic or otherwise.

This week at SFU

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Come support the SFU basketball and softball team at home this week! Paul Yates Photography

By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor 

Home Games 

Saturday, February 26: women’s basketball vs Western Washington at 5:15 p.m. (West Gym)

  • Senior night and whiteout T-shirt giveaway 

Saturday, February 26: men’s basketball vs Western Washington at 7:30 p.m. (West Gym) 

  • Senior night and whiteout T-shirt giveaway 

Saturday, February 26: women’s softball vs Central Washington at 12:00 p.m. (Beedie Field)

  • First home game of the season 
  • Game one of doubleheader 

Saturday, February 26: women’s softball vs Central Washington at 2:00 p.m. (Beedie Field)

  • Game two of doubleheader 

Sunday, February 27: women’s softball vs Saint Martin’s at 12:00 p.m. (Beedie Field)

  • Game one of doubleheader 

Sunday, February 27: women’s softball vs Saint Martin’s at 2:00 p.m. (Beedie Field)

  • Game two of doubleheader 

Away Games 

Monday, February 21: men’s golf at the Joust vs California Baptist University (all day)

Monday, February 21: track and field GNAC Championship (all day)

Tuesday, February 22: men’s golf at the Joust vs California Baptist University (all day)

Tuesday, February 22: track and field GNAC Championship (all day) 

Tuesday, February 22: women’s basketball vs Alaska at 5:00 p.m.

Tuesday, February 22: men’s basketball vs Northwest Nazarene at 6:00 p.m.

Tuesday, February 22: women’s softball vs California State San Marcos at 12:00 p.m. 

  • Game one of doubleheader 

Tuesday, February 22: women’s softball vs California State San Marcos at 2:00 p.m. 

  • Game two of doubleheader

Wednesday, February 23: women’s softball vs California State San Marcos at 12:00 p.m.

Saturday, February 26: track and field vs Seattle Pacific 

  • Last chance to qualify for NCAA Championship on March 11 and 12

Saturday, February 26: men’s wrestling NCAA Super Region 6 Championship (all day)

 

SFU sisters tear up the softball pitch together

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Georgia Ogg and Alex Ogg, two sisters on the SFU softball team, sit side by side with their legs out on the field, and a glove on either side of them.
After playing softball for most of their lives, 2022 will be Alex (right) and Georgia (left) Ogg’s last year on the SFU team. Krystal Chan / The Peak

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer

The Oggs both started playing softball around the age of five. Alex as a third baseman, and Georgia as catcher and outfielder. Now, they’re knocking it out of the park on SFU’s softball team. The Peak was able to interview the sibling duo on the unique dynamics of taking the field together. 

Despite not always playing on the same team, and even playing against each other, younger sister Georgia would often get called up to play with her sister in tournaments or crucial games. As a result of their one-year age difference, the duo shared there’s never been any real sense of competition on the field between them. 

“Our positions are very different, so we rarely compete for play time,” said Alex. 

Their positions reflect their strengths as players. “Alex is extremely strong offensively as a lead off hitter, whereas my strength lies on the defensive side as a catcher,” said Georgia. 

Off the field is a different story. “There is a natural sibling rivalry to push each other, especially in the weight room, or to keep motivating one another to work hard,” said Alex, who made it very clear that when it comes to training outside of regular scheduled practices, they operate alone.

“We both have very different lives in the summer and often part ways which makes training together nearly impossible. We often train by ourselves or with our other teammates.”

When they do work together with the rest of the team, however, they’re always looking out for one another. “We definitely critique and perfect one another whenever we get the chance to,” said Alex.

For both Ogg sisters, softball is a lifelong passion — and one that keeps providing them with exciting challenges. “We both have a passion and enjoy learning about the mental and strategic side of softball,” said Georgia. “We’re always looking to create unique plays, get lead runners, or do the unexpected.”

They find having a sibling on the team helps provide support. “We both rely on each other a lot; probably more than we would like to admit at times,” said Georgia. “We’re very lucky to confide in each other about the struggles we are experiencing and know that we’re both able to understand each other as we are going through the same experiences.” 

In addition to being able to rely on a sister as a support system, they’re able to lean on each other as teammates. Alex said, “[Georgia] is able to fully understand and help me with some of the struggles that I face on a day to day basis within my sport.”

It’s that relationship Georgia says helps the two overcome any obstacles that come their way. “We have both faced a lot of adversity within and outside of our sport which I think has made us closer and lean on each other in times of need. We have created a good relationship that allows for open communication but also keeps each other honest.” 

They also believe they use their sisterly bond work to extend “a sense of family connection among other girls on the team.” They added, “Our teammates are also massive support systems to both of us and we are extremely lucky to be surrounded by this group of girls!”

This is the Ogg sisters’ senior year, and potentially their last year of playing together. “We both are trying really hard to just to stay present and enjoy the moments we have together right now.

“Playing with your sibling is a unique experience [on] its own, with this being both of our last season we definitely are keeping each other in check and pushing for a great season to end on,” remarked Alex. “We couldn’t ask for a better group of girls to end our careers at SFU with and are excited to see what the program has to offer in years to come!”

What Grinds Our gears: Campus vending machines

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A man is yelling at a vending machine. The heel of his fist is against the glass, and he is leaning against the side of the machine. On his face is a look of pure outrage.

By Craig Allan, Peak Associate

Much ado has been made about the lackluster food offerings available on campus, but one area that does not receive its share of criticism are SFU’s vending machines.

Too often I go to the vending machines as my last hope, only to find they never work. After making a choice, I tap my card, only to read that the machine is cash only. Why have a card option if it will only take cash? Luckily, I do carry change with me . . . only to have the machine return it. Or in some cases, take the change and give nothing in return. I don’t want to walk all the way to security to complain about this — and they probably won’t even be able to do something about it — so I just have to accept that my change is gone.

This is an issue at both Burnaby and Surrey campuses, and it’s worsened because after about 7:00 p.m., most food offerings at SFU are closed. I don’t want to walk to UniverCity, and Central City Mall at SFU Surrey is usually closed at this time. SFU could fix this by getting newer vending machines that actually take payment by card, and by stocking the machines more frequently. There is no reason why this can’t be done in 2022.

A salad robot vending machine and a vending machine drug store are cool and everything, but they don’t really help when I’m just looking for a quick, cheap bite to eat between studying.

It’s not very girlboss of Omicron to ruin my Spring, tbh

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Me — ready to debate COVID-19 to a pulp. PHOTO: Allyson Klassen / The Peak

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer

Hey everyone . . . 

So I have you all gathered here on my Instagram Live today because I think it’s obvious we all want change. There’s been anticipation in the air recently and tonight I believe I can be a vehicle for this momentous shift. 


What do I mean, @user10293869? Well, I think we all know what’s been causing a big stink the last two years. That’s right. COVID-19. 

No, no, guys, don’t worry. I think it’s real. It’s a serious problem for sure. And that’s exactly why, today, I’m arguing we unite to fight against it.

Today, I’m standing up for what’s right. It’s time we finally say, “NO!” to COVID-19. I’m taking a collective breath with everyone, and together, we can eject COVID-19 from our space. It’s going to be super easy.

Hey @skepticalparrot, I see your comment and I don’t think you quite understand what I’m getting at here. I’m perfectly fine with wearing masks and everything, I totally get that part. Honestly, the look will probably be Covidcore-chic in a few years. But all of this right now? So not aesthetically pleasing, and so not the vibe . . . It just feels so extra to have to think about COVID-19 every day. It’s ridiculous. 

The only way we can hope to have a positive world is if we are constantly growing together and right now — I’m not growing. Guys, we can stop this if we try. All we have to do is use the skills we learned in school and put COVID-19 in its place with our rock solid theses. 

I’ve listened to what Kant, Aristotle, and all those other Greek dudes had to say about sublimity and all that stuff, and I totally — like — get it. But just so you guys are clear, a good example of sublimity is how I dream of the sublimity of me having the flirtiest non-COVID-19 spring — ever. And, frankly, COVID-19 is the only thing standing in the way of that dream. This act of preventing my sublimity is  extremely anti-feminist behaviour from COVID-19 and exactly why the virus is manspreading across the planet right now. 

So here’s my argument: in order to stop the toxic male gaze of Zoom, we’re analysing COVID-19 with our word. I think this will compel COVID-19 that its presence is no good for anyone’s personal growth, and we can all achieve a better world together. 

In PHIL 101 I learned that in order to convince someone you have a good argument, it’s useful to use logical fallacies.

Well, here’s fallacy #1, COVID-19: you’re what I’d call a slippery slope argument. I mean, it’s in your name. 19. Like, 2019? And yet, you exploded in 2020 and continue to devastate millions today? Hello? It’s 2022. Talk about making false promises, honestly.

. . . Anyways — that’s all the fallacies I remember, but that should be a good enough start. 

Yep, @candiceiscool, I’m perfectly serious. 

Guys, understand we can verbally battle this woman-hating virus back into an atom. Together, we can convince WHO, CDC, and all those organisations to lobby together to plead COVID-19 to let us have a hot girl summer! 

Like it’s been two years of us constantly wondering when enough is enough. you know? And, tonight I’ve finally decided, I’ve had enough. The world has had enough. I mean, aren’t you getting a bit old, COVID-19? Do you really think morphing and growing as a virus is positive behaviour?

What? Why are you reporting my Live? This is an obstruction of public speech, and I will not be silen—

Anti-coffee spokesperson caught chugging iced coffee

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Maya Beninteso: a has-bean. PHOTO: Jarrod Winkler / Unsplash

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate

According to recent reports, there is controversy brewing within anti-coffee activist groups this weekend.

The Anti-Coffee Federation (ACF) was floored today as shocking images of its spokesperson have been leaked. Images of anti-coffee spokesperson, Maya Beninteso, chugging a litre of iced coffee like spring water has been circulating popular social media platforms since 9:00 a.m yesterday. Beninteso, who had been previously described as the “light of the ACF” after dedicating her life to protesting the consumption of coffee, is now being iced out of her role as candidate. 

During Beninteso’s time as an anti-coffee advocate, she was single-handedly responsible for banning all coffee sales on post-secondary campuses and won several awards for her work. Recently, she published an article detailing the dangers of copious caffeine consumption, cautioning readers of the physiological, psychological, and environmental effects of coffee consumption. However — judging from the leaked images on the internet, withdrawal seems to be the last thing on Beninteso’s mind.  

This stimulating revelation of sheer hypocrisy has been met with mixed reactions. While the head of the ACF, Nobean, is “flabbergasted,” other sources claim they are “not surprised” by the leaked photos and recall Beninteso “incessantly [sniffing] the air upon detection of coffee’s aroma” on several occasions. 

Since the photos have surfaced, Beninteso’s attempts to cover her coffee addiction have been abysmal. Just hours after a public apology, she was once again seen double-fisting iced coffees in SFU’s avocado of shame — one smug witness stated the sight was “pitiful.”

While there exist supporters of Beninteso at this time, this enemies-to-lovers plotline has not been endorsed by the ACF. Many anti-coffee advocates across campuses are calling for the revocation of Beninteso’s anti-coffee advocacy awards citing that her actions have  “bean very bad.” Subsequently, the ACF released an official statement to The Peak, claiming to have “severed all ties” with Beninteso and they sincerely “hope she gets the help she needs.”

And, with that, it seems upon drinking a cup of Joe, Beninteso has become nothing more than a regular Joe.

Comics

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Horoscopes: February 21–25

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An illustration of a girl with long flowing hair. Astrological signs and stars shine around her.
ILLUSTRATION: Marissa Ouyang / The Peak

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer and rom-com fan

ARIES: 

You’re constantly running late on dates. Although asking your Tinder match to order while waiting is a good idea, being one hour late is not. This will most likely result in you getting stuck with the bill. Better late than never though! . . . Rright?

TAURUS: 

You like to take risks. On the first date, you propose with a ring pop. While some may think this is a rushed decision, lucky for you, your date also came prepared with a candy necklace to seal the deal.

GEMINI: 

Your date’s food always looks better than yours. They offer you a bite, but you end up eating half the meal. If you split the bill, you might as well split the meal, right?

CANCER: 

As a big believer in destiny, you tend to wait for the perfect opportunity to fall into your lap. Instead of going to speed dating to meet people, you wait for others to approach you. Unfortunately, your crush has the same dating technique and has been waiting for you to ask them out.

LEO:

You expect your love life to be like Nicholas Sparks’ novels, so you spend hours writing long letters. Your long letters ramble on and on about every little detail of your day, and your partner rarely has the time to finish themit. Ever heard of voice messaging?

VIRGO: 

Every relationship needs compromise, except for when it comes to costume parties. You love to outshine your partner. Last week, you dressed up as Fiona from Shrek, but you gave your partner a Lord Farquaad costume. Next time, maybe let them pick the outfit?

LIBRA: 

After a week of back-to-back Tinder dates, you start mixing up everyone’s names. To avoid a Ross-Geller-altar situation, we suggest you and your significant other wear name tags up until your second child leaves for college at the very least.

SCORPIO:

You see every date as a competition. This is great for your win record but terrible for the hopeful hearts you’ve crushed along the way. Ask yourself on the next date if quickly finishing that tiramisu cake is really worth all those tears at the Spaghetti Factory.

SAGITTARIUS: 

You only text back your date when you’re half asleep. You usually get away with it too, until your conversation last night, where you asked to make it official. We’re sorry to say, but you texted the wrong person. There’s still time though! Just blame it on autocorrect!

CAPRICORN: 

You’re often so shy on the first date you decide to copy everything your date does. This would be fine, except you keep going on dates with people who order spicy food, and you can barely handle black pepper. 

AQUARIUS: 

You’re the kind of person who insists on having matching couple outfits with your significant other every day. This, unfortunately, led to a lot of laundry confusion and shirts being stretched out. Maybe consider taking at least one day off next week.

PISCES:

You’ve had your eye on your crush since the semester started. We suggest trying to make your crush jealous by sending yourself a bouquet of roses and acting overly surprised when it shows up. But be careful! Your acting has the potential of being so convincing your crush decides to date someone else.

 

Top Ten ways to tell a homie you love them

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You and your friend: completing each other. PHOTO: Tyler Nix / Unsplash

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor

1. Send it with a carrier raven

Listen, I know what you’re thinking. “Don’t they mean carrier pigeon?” Get real, kid. Pigeons are so passé. The last thing you want to do is send your best friend a fucking carrier pigeon. You may be sending a note of love but the only message they’ll receive is a total lack of class, care, or attention to nuance. 

2. Announce it on the radio

Now for this one to work, your friend will actually need to listen to the radio. To ensure this happens, we recommend buying them a boombox and insisting they take it with them everywhere they go. Really convince them it’s crucial to their identity and that “we don’t see enough people with boomboxes anymore.” After about eight months of this, you’re good to call up the station.

3. Declare it in a song

Songs are a classic method of love expression and a great way to show your comrade you care. But it’s understandable if you are having trouble composing a love song for your friend. For help with this we suggest studying the work of the greatest love poet our generation has produced: Carly Rae Jepson. 

4. Post it on your story

You know the age old saying: “pics or it didn’t happen.” If you really care about your friend, your pal, your confidant, if you really want to thank them for being a friend, you’ll make it IG official. That means a minimum of five zany photos of you and your bestie with individual songs and careful text placement. 

 

5. Write it in the sky

Some may say it would be wise to hire a skywriter for this task. But if you really want to show your friend you care, you’ll do it yourself. Some may also say it would be wise to obtain a skywriting certification. But some people are wrong. What better way to express love than by breaking many laws and safety restrictions at once? 

6. Graffiti it on a bathroom stall

Everyone knows the most official declaration of all is that which is written on a bathroom stall. Fun fact: no notary is necessary for any bathroom stall statement and information on bathroom stalls are considered the most sound form of evidence in legal systems across the globe. So, really make it official with your bestie and carve your love onto a bathroom stall for all the defecators out there to see. 

7. Publish it in a student newspaper

I love you, Sofia.

8. Express it through an interpretive dance

The movement of the human form is beautiful and so is your love for your homie. Sit them down in a dim room, gently put on a song that expresses love in its purest form — ideally one by Carly Rae Jepson — and let your body be a vessel for the sweet melodies. Just you and them. Sharing space. Sharing fate.

9. Pass it through a note in class

You know what we’ve really let die in our modern society? The delicate art of note passing. It is strongly encouraged you use your love as a means to revive this system of communication. To really make this work, you need to sit the farthest possible distance away from your friend. Really make people in the class work to elude the professor and express your admiration. 

10. Text it to them right now

Go ahead, pick up your phone and send a loving message their way — it’s easy. You’ve got the spare time and it will absolutely brighten their day.

My uneducated opinion

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Math, Science, Philosophy — our tutor knows it all! Allyson Klassen / The Peak

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer

Q: Define the following 1) what it means to have neutral financial distress and 2) capital structure. When is financial distress neutral with regard to capital structure? 

Neutral financial distress: When you’re stressing out about how much money you’re dropping on streaming services, but your coffee addiction neutralises the pain. 

Capital structure: The instance of using spare change as a means of creating an extravagant, large palace. While these tall towers of pennies are often complex, their total value approximately averages $5. 

Financial distress is neutral when building the palace of pennies calms you down long enough to watch Friends again.

Q: What is a mechanism of an anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) sprain?

The most common mechanism of an ACL sprain is when someone tries doing the YMCA dance at their cousin’s bar mitzvah but amidst the panic and confusion, end up doing the letters “ACL” instead. Out of embarrassment, they decide to fake a sprain on the dance floor and make their aunt Tracy drive them to the hospital. At least they got one letter correct . . . right?

Q: What is one of the reasons the sun does not keep “mean solar time?”

Are you kidding? The sun’s schedule is jam-packed. You can’t expect the sun to handle all of its solar obligations all the while keeping mean solar time too. And for what? Personal satisfaction? If you want to know the mean solar time so badly, try using shadows sometime or maybe even consider using this great new thing called a clock. Just leave the sun alone. Geez.

Q: Let T:ℝn→ℝm be a linear transformation.

Suppose the nullity of T is zero.

If {x1,x2,…,xk} is a linearly independent subset of ℝn, then show that {T(x1),T(x2),…,T(xk)} is a linearly independent subset of ℝm.

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Q: What’s the difference between an anabolic enzyme and a catabolic enzyme?

An anabolic enzyme is an enzyme ants drink to get their super strength. Whereas a catabolic enzyme is an enzyme put in cat food to help your cat’s metabolism. Once your cat takes a bite out of its bowl, it transforms into a bodybuilder cat with ripped cat muscles. Who needs a guard dog when you can have a guard cat?

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