Wisdom for first-years

By: Nathaniel Tok Gather round, my children. My sons and daughters, you have all seen nine moons into your final year of school, and you...

Tips for a sexual experience like none other

By: Winona Young The Peak has compiled this list, giving you these seductive sex tips that will take you from nun to slut in no...

How SFU ruined my summer

By: Jennifer Low The absolute destruction of my summer vacation began in one of the most unexpected ways imaginable: the sun came out. There is...

Bus drivers: the most feared creatures in the animal kingdom

By: Tiffany Chang In the campus biome, within the confines of the all-too-familiar giant blue vehicles, lurk the deadly bus drivers perched atop their operating...

Shit Grades R Us

By: Aaron Richardson Hate the effort of getting out of bed to go to your exam? Can’t be bothered to write your essay? If you’re suffering...

Foods that you’ll find at a hipster health eatery

By: Eva Zhu Vancouver is Canada’s shitty version of Los Angeles, just without the job opportunities, concerts, or sunlight. You might ask, "How is this...

SFU, Disengaging the World

By: Alannah Wallace In recent years, SFU has boasted about its commitment to “engage the world.” The school claims that SFU students “aren’t ‘end-users’ to...

The Peak’s Tourist Guide to Vancouver

By: Aaron Richardson As the summer slowly approaches here in Vancouver, tourists will start flooding the streets like the parasites they are. Every year, they...

Local asshole thinks it’s fine to take up a whole booth in MBC by himself

By: Winona Young Earlier this week in SFU’s Maggie Benston Center (MBC), students were shocked to find a local asshole taking up an entire booth...

SFU Conspiracy Theories

By: Victoria Lopatka Conspiracy Theory #1: Graduation doesn’t exist For real, though, do you personally know anyone that’s ever graduated from SFU? I don’t mean a...