Best ways to avoid social interaction on campus

By: Nathaniel Tok People think that university is a type of community — a place to make lifelong friends. Of course, that’s just naïve first-years...

How to name your baby like a celebrity

By: Victoria Lopatka and Eva Zhu If you’ve ever been on E!, TMZ, or a celebrity’s Instagram, and immediately thought “what the fuck” at their...

BREAKING NEWS: Raccoons overthrow SFU administration

By: Aaron Richardson Reports are flooding into The Peak saying that SFU’s administration has been taken over by the raccoon population on Burnaby campus. While...

Cards against SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren Black cards The hottest item in the Bookstore this season is ________ To increase their ratings, the SFSS President has started handing...

The types of people you will find on transit

By: Amal Abdullah The Talker Our first specimen in the jungle of transit is The Talker. These wild creatures will pull out their phones in...

Drinks we made in first year

By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie Bad Decision Fireball straight out of the mickey Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase Fireball was invented by someone who...

Drunk and Sober You: The most important relationship in your life

By: Aaron Richardson An important part of living a healthy life is maintaining healthy relationships with the people you surround yourself with. When you’re in...

Summer Co-op: Maze Builders needed

By: Jonathan Pabico Do you like mazes? Do you enjoy students losing their minds walking in our maze of a school? If you’ve said yes...

SFU: “Worth the time”

By: Tiffany Chang Welcome! For those of you who are new to SFU or just stopping by for a visit, you’re probably wondering where to...

Shitty Business Pitch: The Gargoyle Guys living gargoyles

By: Hannah Davis Shitty Business Pitch: Living Gargoyles We can all agree that gargoyles are timeless; there is absolutely no other way to describe them. Their...