A reading list of dark magical spellbooks for SFU students

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer As we ALL totally know for a fact, each SFU library has an entire restricted section of dark magical...

AQ Boyfriend: An SFU Dating Sim

Written by Winona Young, Features Editpr All you ever wanted from SFU was your degree. Maybe some dick, too, or perhaps a gondola. But by...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: October 7–October 13

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 The consequences of all your weird behaviour and cryptic glares these past weeks are finally...

Driver spontaneously evaporates while complaining about Vancouver climate strike

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — On Friday afternoon, Richard Sunnyvale, 39, dissolved into vapour right in the middle of a Yaletown...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 30–October 6

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You might be bored to hot tears by this week’s class presentation. Channel your crazy...

Closure cravings: My life of starting and ending romances just for the post-relationship coffee dates

Written by Zoe Vedova, Peak Associate My heartbeat was frenetic that morning. It shook the blood in my veins as I gripped my phone. I’d...

SFU Hockey riots after pile of dead rats in Residences is prioritized for NCAA accreditation

Written by Dylan Webb, Sports Editor The NCAA National Committee has released their list of sports programs that will receive NCAA accreditation for the 2019–20...

CONFESSIONALS: I convinced my professor to start the tapeworm diet

Written by Ana Staskevich, Peak Associate Forgive me, SFU trash-panda gods, for I have sinned.  Disclaimer: I’m actually a PRETTY GOOD student with a decent enough...

Quiz: Am I baby or am I just trying my best?

Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer “Baby.” A one-word concept that has swept Twitter like renewed wildfire. The innocence, the dreaming, the heartbreak, the meme-ing...

International studies student drops out because he only knows the names of countries he’s vacationed in

Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate SFU international studies (IS) student Blake Farther dropped out of his program as the latest victim of a common...