Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
After three weeks of struggling to love education, an SFU student withdrew emotionally from all their courses on Friday...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
Your superiority complex is in full blossom. And you need to manifest it. Irritate your...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
Your reputation of blood, guts, and rage follows you everywhere. What you need this week is...
Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
BURNABY, BC — To the absolute shock of their community, Crystal Lemay and Hunter O’Brian, the hottest couple in the...
Written by Kayli Jamieson, SFU Student
The resell game among SFU students has always been quite strong in the textbook department. But who could anticipate...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries
Falling asleep on Burnaby Mountain is risky this week. You might find yourself sleepwalking across campus while dreaming of...