Written by Shangrila Plaza, SFU Student
: I need stupid names to name a pigeon
: wrong answers only
: It’s 2:50am
: finish your essay.
: Hey, u up?
: yeah I’m picking out my casket. I’m thinking hot pink with glitters.
: lmao u good? What happened?
: I have two finals to write and an essay due in 4 hrs and I locked myself out of my dorm on my way back from pooping
: bro i’m so screwed.
: I skipped my Wednesday lecture. now i have a quiz today on that lecture. Well, I guess I’m bombing this quiz
: bruh review rn
: when u commit to failing you really gotta commit
: yo what’s a thesis statement again?
: nvm… how do i delete a text message?
: hey, I’m studying at the library. Wanna get me food?
: I can’t rn. It’s late anyways, just go home and eat there.
: but… I live here now.
: yo what midterms do we have today?
: it’s 2:48am on a Saturday
: i can’t believe how expensive peas are. I mean wow they have a relatively high market value.
: if I flunk outta university u best believe i’m farming peas.
: not to overreact or anything but i think i’m dying.
: I died seven academic hells ago