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The SFU Avocado’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad experiences

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By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   Dear SFU students, It is I, the famous SFU Avocado. I’d like you to know that, lately, my life has been...
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SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence

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By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July...
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Person blames astrology for all their problems

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By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch  It started with the new moon in Cancer.  TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say...
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Horoscopes: July 26–August 1

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By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: You might think ordering one of the many different kinds of fruity Starbucks Refreshers is a good idea, but...
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The Simpsons predicted my death

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By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor So there I was, scrolling through Disney+ for literally anything to watch, when I stumbled upon The Simpsons. I had...
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Four infamous tweets that should be made into feature films

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By: Emma Best, SFU Student You’ve heard of movies based on books, plays, TV shows, and even other movies — but what about a movie...
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Top five things to do on campus when in-person classes are back

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By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  Walk as fast as humanly possible past AQ promoters so they don’t approach you  You did this before COVID-19 hit,...
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Top Ten Simon Fraser University name alternatives

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By: Craig Allan, SFU Student  Skunk Forest University We need to come up with a new name for the school’s athletics department anyway, so why...
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The roommate that will change your life

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By: Nancy La, Staff Writer   Congratulations! You’ve finally secured a basement for rent at a small price of $2,500 a month. Of course, adulting is...
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 19–23

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By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  ARIES: After a great workout, you’ll (rightfully) choose a homemade smoothie over Tim Hortons. But I sense that your non-existent...
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[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024