Zoom took me hostage (again)

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor October 4  10:27 a.m.: Oh fuck. My transcript stopped working two minutes ago and the text is glitched. I feel like...

Your SFU Horoscopes: October 11–17

By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student ARIES: Well, we know you’re excited for Halloween and your ghostly spirit is at its peak, but turn down your...

SFU Student Updates: Oct 11–17

By: Finn Power, SFU Student Key Updates We heard your pleading cries for change at Convocation Mall Worry no more, the tiles between Convocation Mall will be...

There are slugs in my kitchen but I’m a Humour writer so it’s funny

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate There are slugs in my kitchen. As someone who uses this kitchen, I am not happy about this. However, as...

Student drops class for a serotonin boost

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student It was 2:30 in the morning, and I stared at my class selections on goSFU. I picked three classes to...

How to prepare for midterms in four easy steps

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Editor’s note: this piece was inspired by content creator JASH’s “How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!”  on YouTube. ...

Top tips for success at SFU from a (struggling) student

By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student Take a nap. University is tiring, and we all love napping, so why don’t you just...

Fall drinks Starbucks should offer

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Starbucks: some love it, some hate it, and some have strong caffeine cravings that draw them to it. Regardless, we...

Your SFU horoscopes: September 27–October 3

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Listen to Canada’s unsung heroes: Nickelback. They get a lot of Nickelback-lash, but if I gave you five cents...

Imperfect Fits for falling into spooky season

By: Rusty, Ender of Worlds and Styler of Students Ah, yes, hello there. I am . . . what some may call Rusty. I see...