SFUnexplained: SHOCKING STINKY TRUTHS in the sixth floor AQ

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer My name is Dr. Gregory “Sniffers” Martin (57 at the time of writing) and I’m here with SHOCKING news about...

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Top Ten worst movies of all time

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer 1. Licorice Pizza A movie revolving around a couple that has nothing to do with licorice or pizza is bound to be a...

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Horoscopes January 24–28

By: Sara Brinkac, Star-whisperer in training ARIES: One day this semester — when you least expect it — a tall dark stranger will come to you...

The incidence of umbrella-under-awning attacks is increasing

By: Luke Faulks, staff writer A 2012 study by the Australian Monash University suggested that around 20 people in the area are hospitalized for umbrella-related injuries...

Phrases to sound like you’ve done your reading

By: Tammy T., Staff writer Whenever a new semester starts, most of us swear to stay on top of our courses and do our readings...

Horoscopes January 17–21

By: Sara Brinkac, Cosmic mailman ARIES: Sorry I haven’t gotten out of retrograde. I accidentally had caffeinated tea at 8:00 p.m. last night and my orbital...

Top Ten Vancouver indie bands

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor The Tiny Hat Trio Hailing from Commercial Drive, this 2010–14 indie folk cover band is a staple...

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