A sourdough horror show

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer I just couldn’t eat Cadbury Mini Eggs for dinner again. I was looking for some kind of microwaveable food that I...

POV: You’re a pen left in Images Theatre since March 2020

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer DAY 1 - March 17, 2020  It’s nearly 8:30 a.m., which means it’s time for class. I’ve been laying on the...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 8–14

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer ARIES: You know how they say “March enters like a lion and leaves like a lamb?” No? Good. Forget it....

SFU Mad Lib for when the university disappoints you again

By: Marco Ovies and Paige Riding Dear SFU,   I am writing to about . I am a in my and I am very ...

SFUnexplained: All of these email redirections condition us for long degrees

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Doesn’t it seem fishy that it takes three-login attempts to see your SFU mail? Unless you’re a tinfoil beret-wearing big...

To all the showers I’ve cried in before

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Shower crying. You’ve done it, I’ve done it, Archie Andrews did it on Riverdale when his dad got shot and...

Turns out I’m the worst international studies major out there

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student There are times during the pursuit of my international studies degree where I am genuinely excited to get out there...

The lamentation of a co-op student’s failed speaker gig

By: Subaig Bindra, SFU Student My co-op coordinator invited me to address a group of students on their orientation. I barely had any clue about what...

Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is here

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 1–7

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student ARIES: Since you’re not really a morning person, your black coffee addiction is like adding gasoline to a fire. Combine...