SFU Student Updates: May 10–16

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Key Updates We’re making the Burnaby campus a bit greyer SFU is committed to being one with nature, and we like the...

Quiz: Which SFU entity is your soulmate?

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer It’s the second biggest question on everyone’s mind at SFU right after “when will we get a tuition freeze?”: which...

Spring semester confessionals

By: Nancy La, Alex Masse, and Jacob Mattie Attention, adulation, and validation By: Alex Masse The mortifying ordeal of being known, am I right? And through a shoddy,...

Dear Peakie: Toddlers, takeout, and terrible fates

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This pandemic has allowed me to really embrace my introvertedness. Not having to interact with anyone outside of my...

A Beedie fashion scramble

By: Emma Jean and Paige Riding “STACIA! Get in here!! Shut the door, will you?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Listen. Something really, really bad happened, but you can’t tell...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: April 5–11

By: Gurleen Aujla, Peak Associate ARIES: You’ve waited until the last minute to watch your lecture recordings and you’re furiously trying to learn about the...

Pandemic pain poems

By: Subaig Bindra Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace I try calming my worries by listening to Foo Fighters during cold showers, but then I worry about...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student

SFU security guard can’t tell if person entering building is a student or raccoon

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer That’s the best you can do, SFU? You gave me a plastic folding table to sit at while ensuring the...

Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d...