Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: Pokémon edition

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: Your fiery spirit will give you the motivation to light a flame this week, just like a Darmanitan going...

Your new pandemic best friend: the raccoon

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer  Are you looking for some raccoon therapy? Imagining a domesticated life with our residential furry friends? Well, we’ve made some...

SFUnexplained: Images Theatre is definitely haunted

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Have you ever wondered why time passes differently in Images Theatre? Have you felt a strange breeze when all the...

A mother’s laments: one too many mementoes from your school . . .

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Ah, it’s already May. The cherry blossoms have given way to verdant greens, the weather is nice enough that you...

Zoom isn’t angry, just disappointed

By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student Conspiracy theories greatly endanger contemporary universities. Professors rightly assert rationality’s importance: no labs produced COVID-19 as a bioweapon, no ice...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 10–16

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor ARIES: Don’t forget the sayings you were raised on: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say something mean.”...

SFU Student Updates: May 10–16

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Key Updates We’re making the Burnaby campus a bit greyer SFU is committed to being one with nature, and we like the...

Quiz: Which SFU entity is your soulmate?

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer It’s the second biggest question on everyone’s mind at SFU right after “when will we get a tuition freeze?”: which...

Spring semester confessionals

By: Nancy La, Alex Masse, and Jacob Mattie Attention, adulation, and validation By: Alex Masse The mortifying ordeal of being known, am I right? And through a shoddy,...

Dear Peakie: Toddlers, takeout, and terrible fates

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This pandemic has allowed me to really embrace my introvertedness. Not having to interact with anyone outside of my...