Campus Update: May 6th
Three-legged pitbull adorably mauls mail carrier
Gnarles Bark-ley, a precocious three-legged pit bull, was taken away by the SPCA last Thursday after violently mauling postal...
Listless: SFUvideogames
There’s been a lot of commotion at SFU Burnaby these past few weeks as a film crew works to film something that is definitely...
Word on the Street: Finals!
By Gary Lim
Cheese specialist arrives to judge record-breaking wheel
Cameron Bere, a world-renowned cheese connoisseur hailing from Switzerland arrived at SFU last Friday to huge fanfare and applause. His reason for flying halfway...
theWAREHOUSE: Punny Double Feature
By Carl Huber at theWAREHOUSE
With Texty Results!
A brother and sister spin puns with surprising e-fish-ciency, with texty results!
Listless: Rejected Puns
By Gary Lim
Victims of bear attack describe events as “Grizzly”
Vegans killed in chickpea avalanche; foul play suspected, possible hummuside
Drug ring operating out of bee...
Pennies to be used to build new SUB building
By Brad McLeod
In light of the recent federal government decision to discontinue Canada’s one cent coin, Build SFU, the SFSS proposal for building a...
Ski Ninjas: Insecure
By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas
