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The Avocado

  • I’ll decide once and for all what I am
  • Free sex ed
  • List of sex positions inscribed inside me
  • Stop making fun of me

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Raccoon

  • More garbage around campus. We need food, and garbage pickup is too efficient for us to scavenge with current levels
  • We demand a separate raccoon residence
  • New faculty of raccoon studies.

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Chad Douchewinkle

  • Dining hall serves all-you-can-drink beer
  • Beer gardens on campus
  • No open liquor laws on campus
  • More keggers

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The Dark Lord Sauron

  • Increased advocacy
  • Clearer communication
  • Increased student services
  • More student engagement

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Spot the dog

  • “Woof”
  • “Ruff”
  • “Bow-wow”
  • “Bark”
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The Peak (Youtube)
Guy W. Wicke (Flickr)
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Albert Herring (Wikipedia)
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