Here are the Tippy Top Ten Silver Linings in the Roberto Luongo Trade…
10. Without @strombone1, Daniel Sedin’s Pinterest will finally get the attention it deserves
9. Discounted Luongo bobbleheads are finally affordable to the working man
8. With slight alterations, Luongo #1 jersey can easily be transformed into a Messier #11 jersey
7. Luongo’s team poker-night can be replaced by a more fun “Wii bowling-night”
6. Cap room should allow Canucks to sign a couple more Sedins
5. New addition Markstrom will bring in much needed Scandinavian flavour
4. He promised he’d still Skype us at least once a week
3. Probably won’t have to worry about any more Stanley Cup riots
2. There’s one less soul-patch in Vancouver
1. Hey, at least fan-favourite Mike Gillis is still here
