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xx A LoNeLy Makeup Tutorial xx
April 2, 2024By: shy_kelly Welcome back to another lonely makeup tutorial, broken hearts!i! Today, I am going to show you a lewk to mimic your inner soul . . . rawr xD! Make sure to put on some Paramore and get in touch with your teenage dirtbag cuz it’s about to get real. xx step one: the eyes are the window to my black soul xx Take a black pencil liner and…
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The horror of lying about your age online as a kid
April 2, 2024By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor My first encounter with swear words didn’t even involve real swear words — but it was just as horrifying to my eight-year-old self. Yes, I was eight when I first started playing Runescape, and yes,…
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Two eight-year-olds in 2008 give their online game recommendations
April 2, 2024By: Izzy Cheung and Saije Rusimovici Club Penguin Create your penguin (but don’t forget to include a parent’s email address!). Home to igloos, shops, and even a DANCE CLUB, penguins and puffles live together in harmony here. Buy clothes for…
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Favourite trends from your favourite it-girl
April 2, 2024By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Posted March 2008 What’s up bbz? U wanna know how 2 dress? U’ve come to the right place. From low-rise cargo shorts 2 baby Tees, I’ve got u covered this spring with ALL the trends…
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Your favourite 2000s memes, ranked
April 2, 2024By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor The early 2000s were a time of self-exploration and digital innovation. During a period when GIFs were still being popularized and integrated into social media sites, something as basic as a poorly-rendered dancing baby somehow…
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Plees halp!! My Moshi Monster akount got stolen
April 2, 2024By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer Dear Moshi Monstrs, My name is Kaja or canuckgurl17. I mad a freind on your website becaus they came to my monstr Poppies house. I am very carful when I maek friensd but I want…
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My immortal
April 2, 2024By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor Heyyyyyy peeps! Here’s ~ chapter One ~ of my FIRST EVR story MY immortal. Remember to coment and let me kno if u want a 2nd chapter. ILL post it Tom unless something wild happens…
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Fandom Convention erupts in chaos
April 2, 2024By: Olivia Sherman, News Writer May 4, 2014 An overly ambitious convention organized by a dedicated few turns from fan devotion to pandemonium after a series of detrimental incidents occurred at the event. PeakCon 2014 was supposed to be an…
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Yesterday was the WORST!
April 2, 2024By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor March 20, 2008 UGHHHH! Dear Diary, I’m calling you a diary even though I’m writing this online cause I’m still talking about my day. So you’re still a diary to me! But just online, which…
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Chat Room A: The Peak Spoof Brainstorming
April 2, 2024By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer Chat started with EICExtraordinaire, ThePRODOPro, Don’tCOPYMe, and ClickShootPHOTO Don’tCOPYMe: GM! ThePRODOPro: Good morning y’all! EICExtraordinaire: Hiiiiii :) ClickShootPHOTO: hello hello! Don’tCOPYMe: We’re halfway through the spring semester !!! You know what that means… EICExtraordinaire: It’s…
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