Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
To misquote Veronica Sawyer of Heathers fame, my quarantine hair-angst bullshit has a body count.
I mean, I wouldn’t say...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Amidst the virtual academia of COVID-19, beauty is a beast of burden. Nothing’s worse than knowing your classmates will...
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
PORT COQUITLAM, BC — On Tuesday morning, local quarantiner Angelica Velasquez reported that her neighbour’s plants were looking hot...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
“The diversity in water level between each clear, carefully crinkled bottle reflects the exposure of hidden privilege, the invisible becoming...
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Classes have only been cancelled for a few days, but hundreds of SFU students have already emailed complaints to the...
By: Terrence Rivers, SFU Student
Yet another Port Coquitlam resident has been caught lying about their sordid roots, witnesses report. Summer Bowers, 23, has told...
