I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 29–July 5

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How many tabs does your computer have open? Does it feel like your brain has just as much...

A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...

Students excited for Canvas discussion that has absolutely nothing to do with the class

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Students enrolled in ENGL 190: Misc. Studies in Literature are abuzz with anticipation as they await this Thursday: the...

CONFESSIONALS: MPA, ALA . . . I couldn’t tell you the difference

Written by Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer For much too long, I’ve been a pretender. I’ve fooled everyone — but I can’t smile in silence anymore. No,...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 22–28

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: You’re like the sticker on a window warning about the installed security system inside. Sure, you’re intimidating and...

Student opens up about unwinding from tedious household chores through tedious Animal Crossing chores

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Paul, an SFU student used to living with two roommates in a bachelor pad during the school year, found...

Top 5 alluring fragrances to wear on Zoom

Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer What the hell does “Zoom casual” mean? We’re all still figuring it out. As we put on our best...

SFU Mail claims to “contain multitudes” after sending students two copies of every Canvas email

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor In response to campus-wide buzz about constant duplicate emails from SFU courses, the university’s mail client has publicly declared...

My dreamy pen pal, [email protected]

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Anon To: [email protected]  CC: [email protected] Subject: seeking… a friend? I am very lonely.  Dear mailer-daemon,  Here I am, shouting into the void, reaching out...