SUBJECT: I am single-user access and your syllabus can try again later

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer From: Cora P. Wright <[email protected]> To: Bob Auldmann <[email protected]>, Ted Bouks <[email protected]>, Moe Rinsane <[email protected]> Subject: I am single-user access and...

DEAR PEAKIE: Lunch, love, and legal tea

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I keep trying to stop eating out, but Dining Hall food is SO GOOD and I’m not on...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: March 2–8

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Wherever you walk this week, the ugly truth about those in the immediate vicinity will...

SFSS Election Slogan Generator

Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief The first letter of your name A: Inspire  B: Aspire   C: Uplift  D: Free  E:  Build  F:  Lead  G: Revolutionize  H:  Dream   I: Earn  J: Audit   K: Transform  L:  Commit to  M: Invest...

The battle of wills between you and your TA — WHO will answer the discussion question?

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate 100 - Student I’m sitting in class and I’ve made a terrible mistake. The TA’s just asked a question about...

Self-Branding When You Have No Sense Of Self

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer We’re all aware of how important the concept of “personal branding” has become. And we’re also aware of the...

CONFESSIONALS: I’m the OG Karen

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer I don’t know if you’re ready for my confession, SFU. Frankly, I don’t know if I am ready. But...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 24–March 1

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, you may find answers to your introspective queries in pop songs from the...

DEAR PEAKIE: Food, friends, and falling into time distortion

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  How can I get a better enrolment date? From, MG * Dear MG, Hmm . . . this is a toughie. Try...

I tried celibacy for a week

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor I’ll admit, I do enjoy leaning into the sex stuff a bit. Is it because I was sexually repressed...