CONFESSIONALS: I’m the OG Karen

Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer I don’t know if you’re ready for my confession, SFU. Frankly, I don’t know if I am ready. But...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 24–March 1

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, you may find answers to your introspective queries in pop songs from the...

DEAR PEAKIE: Food, friends, and falling into time distortion

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  How can I get a better enrolment date? From, MG * Dear MG, Hmm . . . this is a toughie. Try...

I tried celibacy for a week

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor I’ll admit, I do enjoy leaning into the sex stuff a bit. Is it because I was sexually repressed...

The top five hook-up spots at SFU Burnaby

Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Hello, Peak readers. It’s your favourite sinner here with the content that none of you asked for. A couple...

Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number.  “What are you thinking...

CONFESSIONALS: I LOVE group projects

Written by Meera Eragoda, Staff Writer I’m scrolling through the syllabi of various course offerings and I’m looking for one thing in particular. Finally, I...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 17–23

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Read a book this week. You never know when you’ll earn a bonus 1% in...

CONFESSIONALS: I’m a resume template harlot

Written by Dominic Wildebee, SFU Student I’ve had my back blown out by three different resume templates in the past week. I know you’re sitting, judging...

Valentines to give your favourite plagiarizers

Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief "Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me" "On a scale from 1 to...