Common man-cold season starts, plagues student body with incessant whining

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Written by Marco Ovies, Staff Writer It’s that time of year again: the common man-cold has taken over SFU. According to a MySpace survey, frigivenena masculinum...
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New U.N. study reveals that only sustainable source of protein is eating the rich

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Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief In view of soy fields eroding soil worldwide, eggs violating poultry rights, and tofu being too moist for comfort,...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: October 14–20

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Victory will be yours this week. No matter the cost. You might end up in...
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SFU’s faculties as the Kardashians

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A cheeky deBRIEF on wasting your best undies on a boring day

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Written by Paige Riding Victoria’s Secret is out: today, my high hopes were crushed by an overwhelming sense of mediocrity. The day was so bland...
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How to break up with a classmate

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Written by Aaron Barry, SFU Student So you’ve decided you’re done. His constant gaming and chronic lack of hygiene are just too much for you....
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Dear grad admissions board: my failed courses are non-canon to my personal narrative

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To Whom It May Concern, It is my great honour to recommend myself, Jake Jacksonian, for SFU’s Graduate Program in the Department of English. Yes,...
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Oh, The Places You’ll Go (Before and After you Convocate)

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Written by Jennifer Chou, SFU Student Oh, the places you’ll go! (Unless there is snow.) . . .  Congratulations on gradu-waiting, it only took you six years. From construction that’s...
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A reading list of dark magical spellbooks for SFU students

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Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer As we ALL totally know for a fact, each SFU library has an entire restricted section of dark magical...
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AQ Boyfriend: An SFU Dating Sim

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Written by Winona Young, Features Editpr All you ever wanted from SFU was your degree. Maybe some dick, too, or perhaps a gondola. But by...
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