I bet you thought this would be a hairytale

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student You only remember me when you want a bright new hair colour to make you feel cool, or a...

Horoscopes January 8 – 12

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  IN: Rewatching Riverdale season 6. Do it for the superpowers.  OUT: Stirring your tea with a fork (seriously, why...

One prediction for each month of 2024

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer January: The Peak will NOT publish an issue to start the semester  Face it — everyone’s tired, we’re still hungover...

Horoscopes: November 27–December 1

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer With the winter solstice fast approaching, you better bundle up, get your skookum snow shovel out, and prepare to dive...

Why aren’t you answering my texts?

By: Sharon Ha, SFU student Dear ghoster,  Decades and centuries ago, all someone could do was cut you off in-person. Now they can leave you on...

Woman diagnosed with a case of being overdramatic

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer To the concerned patient,  After reviewing your symptoms and ailments, your diagnosis has been revealed to me through a number of...

Cramming in those post-strike readings you never anticipated completing

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Picture this: you’re that student who thought there was absolutely no end in sight to the strike, so you neglected...

Horoscopes October 29–November 4

By: Kelly Chia, Emissary of the Stars Aries  Did anyone tell you that it’s shark week? Well, not in the way you think it might be....

Places to propose to your partner at SFU

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about asking someone to marry you at SFU? No? Well, here are some reasons why...

What happened to McFogg the Dog?

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student Many know about SFU’s loss of the beloved mascot McFogg the Dog. It’s often controversially referred to as a...