Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Lucrative Alternatives to Working a Summer Job…
10. Invent a time machine and sell it for $1,000
9. Collect cans, bottles and rare first-edition comic books
8. Babysit kids without parents’ permission
7. Sell blood, sweat and tears of friends with jobs
6. Start a summer career instead
5. Edit The Peak’s Humour section
4. Unpaid internship at company with bad legal team
3. Hard-lemonade stand
2. Panhandling outside of antique coin shop
1. Australian winter job
