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“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.”

Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster)

 

“The Dark Knight Rises is going to be awesome! I sure hope Bane says something I can mindlessly parrot in social situations for the next three months!”

Donald Smith (Already in line)

 

“Good riddance, I mean what exactly does this ‘bat’ man have to do with real bats? Hey Nolan, maybe next time spend a little more time researching bats and a little less on concocting overelaborate plots. “

Rob-bat (Actual Bat)

 

“Riddle me this, who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap.”

The Riddler (Rejected supervillian)

 

“It looks pretty good. But to be honest, I’ve always been more of a Superman guy.”

David Dyck (Mild-mannered reporter)

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