Mother’s Day is a time of year when we get together to collectively thank our moms for squirting us out like so many waterslides; you’ll now never be able to go on without cringing. It’s this nigh universal appreciation and respect between mother and child that makes it oh-so-satisfying when someone’s momma gets scorched! I’m talking yo momma jokes, son. Specifically, how to insult of the mother of a given major. Day-um.
- English Lit.
Yo momma’s so fat, she tripped and fell on modernism and it became depressionism.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks the Krebs Cycle is something you can ride.
Yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks Descartes is pulled by Dey Horses.
Yo momma’s so old, her first period was the Devonian.
- Political Science
Yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks the Bloc Quebecois is a street downtown
Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a wave function and collapsed it.
- Womens’ Studies
Your mother is a fine matriarchal candidate, capable of standing up to any misogynistic ridicule and mockery that juvenile minds can throw at her.
By Gary Lim