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Top Ten SFSS executive team candidates
February 7, 2022By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Jane Hoo Not many people know Jane by her first name, but all our readers will recognize her as the person who designed those “Owl in area” signs last year during the scourge of intermittent owl attacks in Burnaby. Admittedly, Jane’s platform seems to be largely owl-based but we believe her proven track record of actual action in the SFU community automatically puts her as a top contender for this election. Reginald Trashpanda III Currently serving as resident food critic for The Peak, Reginald Trashpanda III is a raccoon of many opinions. “Our university is in…
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Top Ten worst movies of all time
January 25, 2022By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer 1. Licorice Pizza A movie revolving around a couple that has nothing to do with licorice or pizza is bound to be a flop. The title is so distracting that I could barely focus on the plot…
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Top Ten loopholes for your New Year’s resolutions
January 12, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor “Save more money” People are always so stressed about money. Saving this, spending that, “there’s no room in the budget for a 16 ft statue of you sir.” But our problem lies not in our…
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Top 10 holiday gifts for SFU students
November 28, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor A framed photo of SFU administration In moments of peace and times of despair, I always think of my loved ones. Help a student in your life feel comfort with a framed photo of SFU’s…
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Top Ten things to do with leftover pumpkins after Halloween
November 25, 2021By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Let them rot in your room to distract from your lack of décor You moved into your dorm room in September, but it looks exactly like it did on move-in day: scratched-up white walls, beige…
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Top 10 useless superpowers you will get going to SFU
November 25, 2021By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Cracking a watermelon open with your thighs With all the stair climbing and racing across campus to classes, your thighs will develop into trunks of steel! No more dangerous knives and missing fingers at your…
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Top Ten Simon Fraser University name alternatives
July 19, 2021By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Skunk Forest University We need to come up with a new name for the school’s athletics department anyway, so why not combine the two? Our opponents won’t see us coming because they’ll be totally distracted…
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Top Ten future COVID-19 denier movies
June 24, 2021By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Maskless Saidie Jennings has been in a long term relationship — with her mask. It kept her warm, anonymous, and safe from COVID-19. After reading a Twitter thread about how masks are choking hazards with…
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Top Ten movies “cinephiles” can namedrop to assert their dominance over casual film viewers
May 24, 2021By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student The Shawshank Redemption (Dir. Frank Darabont, 1994) If you’ve got a heartbeat, you like The Shawshank Redemption. Name-dropping this film in conversation not only shows people that you can recognize a good story, but that…
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Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated
March 30, 2021By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d go into stores like Lids and Sport Chek and refuse to buy anything or put…
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