HUMOUR
Top ten things that probably made me gay
October 10, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada When middle school me heard this Eurotrash 2000s staple for the first time, something awakened. Little did I know that something would grow and manifest into a desire to bump butts to this song at any gay club I could get into several years later. Truthfully, the only thing gayer than this song is bottoming, but I find listening to this song a lot less painful and it requires less crying (depending on the context.) Besides the song itself, the music video really unleashed the gay in me. With singer…
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Meet the student complaining on Rate My Professors following a self-induced bad semester
October 5, 2020By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer Some students choose to send their professor an email once in a while, or perhaps they may even pop into office hours at some point during the semester when they feel lost. But not me.…
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Where is the fourth floor of the AQ?
October 5, 2020By: Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Have you ever stepped into the elevator on your way to a tutorial on the fifth floor of the AQ and noticed that the buttons conveniently jump from three to five? Have you noticed that…
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Warning signs that your feed may be plagued once again by the same regurgitated Halloween posts
October 4, 2020By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate We all know them, or someone like them. As summer leaves and the autumn chill weaves between our bones, you open your social media of choice and they’re there. It’s benign at first, but the…
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SFU’s Hierarchy of Needs
October 4, 2020By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Physiological needs Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to A bootleg textbook PDF missing half the pages because you were too cheap to buy the actual book A Quizlet or flashcards pile with…
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Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction
September 27, 2020By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings are taking a toll on the wildlife and their habitats. But who can blame…
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Top ten people natural selection is coming for
September 26, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact that anyone who spends their life trying to flex their empty personalities and unfulfilling brand…
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SFUnexplained: SFU works with other institutions to keep its student body here — and not in the ways you may think
September 26, 2020By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about why those at the top of SFU make hundreds of thousands of dollars to ignore students? People have to wake up and realize that these top-dog figures could never be…
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In-person dating horror stories
September 26, 2020By: Serena Bains, Shangrila Plaza, and Paige Riding Horror movie binge (by Serena) When you live in Surrey, in-person dating means that going anywhere else is a date. It also means that overrated events like Fright Night at the PNE…
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Student grateful to finally be able to use hoarded Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers from sixth grade
September 26, 2020By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer With half the world being on fire and countless (often preventable) deaths being reported daily, it feels like everything is out of my control. My stupid little actions aren’t even helping with this deep sense…
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