Horoscopes
Horoscopes: May 16–21
May 17, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate, Girlie In Training Aries Throw it back to 2012 and go to the super hidden and impossible to find Pink Alley. Take pics with the girlies, then go get bubble tea to reward your efforts. Taking Insta pics is a full time job, so treat yourself, bestie! Taurus Go window shopping in Kits and spend your whole paycheck even though you really can’t afford to in this economy, then post about it. Eventually make your way to the beach and when you do, guess what! Post about it. You know it didn’t happen unless you…
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Horoscopes: May 9–May 15
May 8, 2022By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Aries: You will find all the unique Vancouver events and hidden speakeasies and your friends will all wonder how you do it. You can’t help it! You’re always the first to discover where it’s at.…
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Horoscopes: March 28–April 1
March 28, 2022By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer and prank expert ARIES You love a good sitcom prank. As overdone as the whipping cream-sleep-feather routine might be, it also never fails to get you a laugh (track). Watch out this April Fool’s day though,…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: November 22–28
November 26, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Collect as many crystals as you can to master every aura. Some special stones can bring you joy and prosperity, but certain others carry rancid energy. And by rancid, I mean they’re radioactive and…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: November 15–21
November 26, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: You’re bold. Unconventional. Fucking feral. You’re a coyote, and more specifically the second one to make eye contact with me on campus and start trotting towards me like it expected something. My groceries from…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: November 8–14
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Wednesday is Vanilla Cupcake Day! The day will be a piece of cake after you stress-bake nine dozen cupcakes. And the icing on top? If you give them away, it’s a good deed, not…
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Your SFU horoscopes: November 1–7
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Never make a bet with a communication student. They will ruin you and they have the forbidden knowledge and skillset to make sure the whole world hears about it. In fact, avoid communication students…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 25–31
November 25, 2021By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Play “Monster Mash” on repeat at a reasonable, quiet volume in every public space you inhabit. Nobody can tell you it’s too loud, but they can get it stuck in their heads for days…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 18–24
November 25, 2021By: Finn Power, SFU Student ARIES: Today you might find yourself feeling strong anger and boredom. It may be beneficial to consider taking up stress-relief activities like petty theft or joining a punk-rock band. TAURUS: I can only imagine you’re…
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Your SFU Horoscopes: October 11–17
November 25, 2021By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student ARIES: Well, we know you’re excited for Halloween and your ghostly spirit is at its peak, but turn down your party playlist this weekend because all your housemates have midterms coming up. TAURUS: We all…
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