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World Chase Tag

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photo of two women tag competitors in action, one running away and the other going past an obstacle to chase her.
PHOTO: Courtesy of Ultimate Tag AU’s Instagram

By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer

Picture this: you’re in your room at some chain hotel near Pearson International Airport, waiting for your flight home from Toronto. You turn on the sports channel, watching the Vancouver Canucks lose 5–2 to the Boston Bruins. Then, as the third period winds down, the program moves to a new sport you had never seen before.

World Chase Tag (WCT) — a televised competitive parkour tag tournament. You’re amused and confused at the same time as the fast-moving athletes cross what is essentially a playground skeleton, turning elementary school games into competitive adult athletics.

This was my experience when I first watched WCT, the event staying ingrained in my mind even after the sports channel had shifted to a Dallas Stars–Philadelphia Flyers rerun. At first, I couldn’t believe this was real, but as the program went on, I understood the basics of how the event seemed so competitive compared to the preconceived notion I had of tag.

WCT is the first and only competitive tag league in the world, and operates national, continental, and international competitions. There are multiple teams in four separate continental divisions — Europe, Middle-East & Africa, Asia-Pacific, and the Americas. WCT consists of an open league — with no strict gender requirements — and a separate women’s league. 

The tournaments are held in a structure called the “Quad” — a 12×12 metre square featuring various obstacles for climbing and parkour — where each “Chase-Off” takes place. 

The Chase-Off is the usual format for main WCT competitions. Each match is a best-of-16 format between two teams, both consisting of up to six athletes. In each 20-second chase, there is a chaser and an evader. If the evader lasts 20 seconds without being caught, their team earns a point and that athlete stays as the evader for the next chase. If the chaser tags the evader within 20 seconds, neither team gains a point, and the chaser takes over as the evader for the next round.

Tags must be made with the hand only, and if either athlete steps outside the Quad’s boundaries, they immediately lose that chase, resulting in either a successful tag or evasion for the opposing side. There is also a 25-second break between chases for athletes to rest and move into position for the next contest.

If a Chase-Off ends in a draw, the two teams move onto sudden death. The sudden death format is similar to the original Chase-Off, but it only consists of two 20-second chases, and doesn’t include the 25-second rest period. Whichever team has the longest evasion time in those 20 seconds wins the match. If both teams have an equal evasion time, this sudden death process is repeated.

WCT is growing rapidly in popularity, boasting over one million subscribers on their YouTube channel, with over 300 million video views. The sport has earned many exclusive televised distribution contracts such as NBC in the US, and has even collaborated with popular American content creator MrBeast. This is also a paid professional venture, as athletes earn $1,000–$5,000 a month, depending on their skill level. 

There have been various re-creations trying to capitalize on Chase Tag’s popularity, such as the American reality TV show Ultimate Tag, which featured a similar competition, yet lacked the professionalism and true athleticism of WCT. This show was short-lived, only airing ten episodes in 2020, with the majority of reviews being negative. Many of these reviews even mentioned that FOX, the show’s creators, had ripped off WCT while adding unappealing WWE-esque theatrics into the mix.

The next WCT event is the WCT 6 World Championship, being held in Évry, France from April 26–28. If you’re interested in a high-stakes, quick-moving, surprisingly entertaining sport, I highly suggest you check out WCT competitions. Their aforementioned YouTube channel has hundreds of videos showing various competitions, which is a great introduction to this rapidly growing spectacle.

SFU partners with Canadian Blood Services for 1,000 stem cell swabs campaign

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This is a photo of the Canadian Blood Services Sign at their location on Oak Street Vancouver. The sign includes the company’s logo, and the message, “Make All the Difference, Join Canada’s Lifeline, Book today at Blood.ca.”
PHOTO: Puneet Aulakh / The Peak

By: Eden Chipperfield, News Writer

SFU students were invited to an opportunity to change lives on February 8. Canadian Blood Services set up shop in the Student Union Building and outside the Mackenzie Cafe, encouraging individuals to register for stem cell donations. 

Stem cell transplants aid in blood restoration for those who have undergone chemotherapy treatments due to prolonged illness, including blood disorders, autoimmune diseases, cancer, and over 80 other conditions. A stem cell transplant increases blood cell turnover to help the body create more white blood cells, red blood cells, and platelets. These cells clot the blood to prevent bleeding within the body. 

Canadian Blood Services came to SFU with two goals: to recruit more students aged 17–35 and encourage those with ethnically diverse or mixed-race backgrounds to register. 

“People who need a stem cell transplant are more likely to find a match in a donor with a similar ancestral or ethnic background,” Canadian Blood Services community development manager Anika McDonald said in an interview with The Peak. Currently, Canadian Blood Services only has a third of registrants who are Black, Indigenous, and People of Colour (BIPOC). “Having a stem cell registry that is as diverse as Canada can help ensure that people who need a stem cell transplant can find a suitable match,” explained McDonald. 

Canadian Blood Services has been recruiting at universities and other academic institutions such as the University of British Columbia throughout February to encourage young people to register for stem cell donations. The SFU Blood, Organ, and Stem Cell Club assisted with the event held at SFU. Their campaign had a goal to reach over 1,000 student swabs. 

Students who register to participate in stem cell donation will have the inside of their cheek swabbed to collect a sample that will be examined and tested by Canadian Blood Services. Once a match has been found, students will be contacted to find a time to proceed with the donation. Canadian Blood Services notes that it may be weeks, months, or years for an eventual match to register, but the act of registering is already a positive start to saving someone’s life. 

Health barriers for BIPOC occur frequently in Canada. Systemic barriers are present in healthcare environments due to racial bias, lack of information, and misdiagnosis. Canadian Blood Services is determined to address these obstacles by organizing stem cell registration events to encourage students of different backgrounds to sign up. 

“Contrary to common misconceptions, most stem cell donations do not involve surgery; instead, the method for collecting your stem cells will most likely involve a process similar to donating blood,” said McDonald. Blood is collected through a needle from an arm and filtered through a machine that selects stem cells from the blood. A second needle in another arm will return the remaining blood to your body. 

Students interested in registering are encouraged to visit www.blood.ca/swabatschool to register for a stem cell donation. The SFU Blood, Organ, and Stem Cell Club also seeks volunteers and do not require prior experience. Training will be offered on-site. 

A Not-So Glamorous Day-in-the-Life of an SFU Student

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BREAKING NEWS: SFU introduces geese therapy to make up for students quitting from SFSS

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An illustration of a baby goose, wearing a SFU shirt
ILLUSTRATION: Alyssa Umbal / The Peak

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief

A stunning new report brings a quack of a time to the student body at SFU. Hundreds of geese were seen flapping onto the tall Burnaby campus, an unusual sight for the student population. It’s also election time, and everyone is trying to figure out which representative does what. It’s no secret here at the university of Mr. Simon Fraser that SFSS elections bring a mixture of confusion, dread, and even hope. Yes, we hope this year’s administration might: 1. listen and follow the agenda they set out for the year, and 2. stay for their entire term. The bar is on the floor, folks! If they don’t casually decide they’re not a political body again, we’re probably okay, right?

Well, SFU has a different strategy in mind. To boost morale and confidence in our student body government, the university has sent whole flocks of geese to chase students around! We reached out to a representative to find out more about this unique strategy. First, we asked why SFU thought this would make students not quit from the SFSS. “We’re in a nice little area where any time a student is angry at student services, they can be mad at the SFSS, not us. We always make sure to remind them!” Vague Ans Wers, the SFU representative, told us.  

“We imagine that this makes things a bit spicy for the SFSS sometimes, and they get sad, so . . . Geese!” They raised their hands up triumphantly. “The geese will encourage athleticism by making students actively flee from them. It’s important to fight back against that new-fangled semester depression.” We didn’t have the heart to correct this to seasonal depression. “We really think this will give SFSS and the SFU body the opportunity to get engaged with one another, interact, and honk it out.” Wers then told us that any further inquiries could be answered by looking at the SFSS website. How helpful! 

Reportedly, SFU is considering offering geese admission to the university so they can be present and ready to offer their services when students inevitably discover another “problem” at the campus they can’t redirect. “What do you mean we need to focus our efforts on ‘freezing’ tuition costs? Climate change, baby!”

As campaign posters decorate this campus, just remember the wild concept that your vote and voice affects what the SFSS does. Otherwise, we fear that SFU will not stop at waterfowl to solve their systemic issues! 

Traitors vs. Faithfuls: The Quiz

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By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer

Are you a Traitor or a Faithful? The campus is divided. A select few are chosen as Traitors, tasked with getting rid of the Faithfuls while staying undetected. The Faithfuls? It’s your job to identify the Traitors and get them out of the game to save the group. No, you can’t be both, and you can’t choose. The cards have already been drawn for you. You might be thinking, “I’m all in it for the success of the team,” dedicated to identifying the Traitors at the dramatic King Arthur-esque eviction ceremony — AKA snitching to your professor that you did all the work. We’re looking at you, English majors (because come on, crim kids would never get someone else to look at their essay). On the other hand, you’d think it would be impossible to trust the Beedie kids (yes, we know you’re on the way to becoming some econ-lawyer-finance person or whatever and “change the world” but come on, y’all are the Slytherins of the bunch). Do we fear you? No. Do we respect you? Absolutely.

And what about our faculty? Joy Johnson, our esteemed host, has made it clear that the Traitors can be found within our faculty members and alumni as well. Could it be your favourite publishing instructor? The quiet yet deadly psychology prof you underestimated? Most of you won’t find out who the real Traitors are before it’s too late. But right now, it’s your chance to determine which you are. 

  1. You find an answer key to an exam in the bathroom stall a few days before the test. What do you do?
  1. Flush it!!! I am not a cheater!
  2. Publish it online (anonymously, of course).
  3. Share it with my closest friends because you deserve the best grades.
  4. Keep it for yourself — regardless of what you keep telling yourself, getting the top grade MATTERS.
  1. Your best friend tells you a secret about a professor that NO ONE is supposed to know. What do you do? 
  1. Keep it to yourself (everyone’s business is their own).
  2. Do nothing . . . yet — the information might come in handy in the future.
  3. Tell a few classmates because a little gossip never hurt anyone . . . right?
  4. Post it on Reddit (this will teach them a lesson for assigning the bad group assignment). 
  1. An unclaimed mobile order has been sitting on the counter at the campus cafe for several minutes. What do you do?
  1. Ask the people around you if that’s their order.
  2. Discreetly take the coffee — but leave the muffin; taking both would be in bad taste.
  3. Leave the order there, but scope out what they got (not worth taking it if it isn’t good right?)
  4. Grab it and run. If they wanted it so bad, they would’ve been here already.
  1. A classmate asks to borrow your flashcards for the final, knowing that they’re in full detail and that they never show up to class and haven’t studied at all. What do you do?
  1. Let them use the cards — of course you want to help!
  2. Give them the flashcards (they don’t know you swapped out the names of some of the key terms).
  3. Politely decline. They should have been doing the work if they wanted to do well.
  4. Give them the flashcards (they don’t know you left a few key concepts out).
  1. Your TA assigns a group project. Who do you work with?
  1. The friends you met in lecture you always sit with.
  2. A friend or two, and the smart person you’ve been purposefully sitting next to in tutorial. 
  3. A friend from high school you recently connected with in class (that you also know has a 4.0 GPA . . . )
  4. Partners? You approach the TA and ask to work by yourself. If you want something done right . . .

If you answered mostly A’s or C’s, you’re a Faithful.

You always try to do what’s best for the collective group causing little friction (other than what’s necessary of course.) You don’t consider yourself ruthless, but at the end of the day you’re here to get out the Traitors. Anyone stopping you from achieving that goal needs to get with the program. Even as a faithful, you’ve got to have a strategy. Who knows, if you’re doing well the Traitors may even recruit you . . .

If you answered mostly B’s or D’s you’re a Traitor

Congratulations, you were chosen as one of the more ruthless and cunning of the bunch. You do a good job of convincing people you’re a Faithful on the outside, when on the inside you’ve been plotting against everyone the entire time. You won’t hesitate to vote someone out . . . even if it’s another traitor. 

The large and entertaining world of medieval martial arts

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Photo of two people dressed up in medieval armour outside spearing with dull swords.
PHOTO: Tengyart / Unsplash

By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer

For those of you who’ve ever wanted to see modern-day people fighting in medieval armour — swords, shields, and all the dream exists, and in lots of different ways. 

M-1 Medieval

One association conducting this medieval combat event has been M-1 Global, a Russian mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion. The first “knight fight” was initially used as a filler spectacle in between matches at the 2015 M-1 Challenge 50, but due to the fan reaction, M-1 founder Vadim Finkelchtein made medieval MMA its own division. Videos on YouTube of these events have garnered hundreds of thousands of views internationally, with M-1 Global uploading these highlights since the medieval division’s creation in 2016

The M-1 circuit mixes modern infrastructure with the medieval aesthetic. The fights take place in the M-1’s “rages” — a hexagonal structure that’s a mix between a traditional ring and an MMA cage. Fighters carry blunt swords and are allowed to wrestle and strike their opponent with their shield, minus any head or neck shots. 

Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem that M-1 Global is running these events, or any events at all, for that matter. There have been no updates from the company since 2021, with their last official MMA event taking place in late 2020. This came only two years after the company collaborated with the UFC to bring more Russian fighters into the larger international MMA circuit. While this deal likely wouldn’t have included the medieval division, COVID-19 could contribute to why the company hasn’t been able to host the competition since.

Battle of the Nations

Battle of the Nations looks more like you’d expect a medieval MMA competition to be. The annual tournament has a large array of medieval-era weapons available and is held in aged fortresses — very different from the modern-day MMA cages used in M-1 Medieval.

This tournament began in 2010 with over 100 fighters from four countries battling in 1v1, 5v5, and 21v21 events. The following year’s tournament included the first overseas team — from Canada’s province of Quebec — and took place in the same Khoyton Fortress in Ukraine as the inaugural competition. 

The event continued to grow over the years, with the 2019 installment bringing in combatants from 40 different countries, and including an eye-popping 150v150 match. Unfortunately, this would be the 10th and final Battle of the Nations event held for the foreseeable future. 

The 2020 tournament did not go ahead due to COVID-19, and the 2021 tournament was postponed to 2022 for the same reason. The 2022 Battle of the Nations was officially cancelled on March 1, 2022, with the tournament’s governing body — the Historical Medieval Battle International Association (HMBIA) — suspending all events only weeks later, citing the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Since then, there have been no updates for the future of the event or the organization. 

International Medieval Combat Federation

The International Medieval Combat Federation (IMCF) was created in 2014 after some members of the Battle of the Nations circuit were dissatisfied with the HMBIA. The first tournament was held in Spain with 20 countries competing in both group and duel categories.

The battles are held in conditions similar to those of the historical medieval knight fights — typically on a giant sand pit surrounded by grandstands, regardless of the event being a 1v1 duel or a larger group match. The tournaments were suspended during COVID-19, but have returned in recent years with the 2023 tournament being held in Belmonte, Spain.

This year’s IMCF World Championship in Teotihuacan, Mexico, in May, will be the first held in the Americas.

Armored Combat Sports

Armored Combat Sports is an amateur medieval combat fighting organization where prospective fighters can register for membership. The events related to the organization follow the IMCF rules, with the additional requirement of a strap connecting a knight’s helmet to their body armour.  

The ACS consists of multiple medieval combat clubs across North America, with many in Canada from the Yukon Territory to Nova Scotia. You can even hire their knights for events and social gatherings. 

Buhurt International

Buhurt International is a non-profit, volunteer-run organization that is seeking to continue the sport of medieval combat on a club level across the world. The term “buhurt” has many definitions but can refer to both group combat and duel combat, which can include various weapons such as longswords, shields, and polearms (long staffs with weapons attached at the end, such as a spear). 

This organization includes multiple teams across the globe, as well as national organizations that compete in continental competitions. Medieval Combat Canada is the Canadian contingent of armoured combat enthusiasts.

Buhurt International continues to operate tournaments worldwide, with the only upcoming North American event being the Pacific Cup in Oregon on June 14. 

Nutritious Nibbles: Easy chocolatey oat bars

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Close up of a clear plastic container filled with oats.
PHOTO: Andrea Tummons / Unsplash

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer

I love getting a sweet treat from coffee shops on campus like Blenz or Renaissance, but after a few trips, I know my bank account starts to grumble. Keep your stomach and wallet happy by making your own sweet treats! These no-bake oat bars are quick to make, only take six ingredients, and taste great while you’re trying to decide whether to get an assignment done or take a nap after class. You can whip up a quick batch on a Sunday night to be ready for the week ahead. I use a recipe modified from one posted by a user on the collaborative recipe network allrecipes.com to include vegan alternatives, but it’s yummy either way!

Prep time: 20 minutes 
Additional time: 2–3 hours to chill in the fridge

Ingredients 

For the oat crust:  

1 cup butter or 1 cup coconut oil (vegan option)  

½ cup brown sugar or ½ cup turbinado sugar (vegan option) 

1 teaspoon vanilla extract 

3 cups quick cooking oats 

For the chocolate layer: 

1 tablespoon of butter or 1 tablespoon of coconut oil 

1 ½ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips or 1 ½ cup carob chips 

½ cup peanut butter or ½ cup almond butter (for those with peanut allergies) 

Directions 

  1. Line a baking pan with parchment paper — the pan’s measurements aren’t overly important, just as long as it’s at least 5 inches deep. Make sure you leave a little bit of a parchment paper wing at the top of the pan. 
  2. Melt your butter or coconut oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the brown sugar or turbinado sugar, as well as the vanilla and oats. Turn the heat down to low and mix the ingredients until well-incorporated. 
  3. Press two-thirds of the oat mixture into the pan and set aside the rest of it. Make sure there are no holes in the mix and that you can’t see through to the bottom of the pan. 
  4. Put the chocolate or carob chips and the tablespoon of butter or coconut oil in a bowl and microwave it until the butter/oil is melted. Mix it until combined, then add the nut butter and mix. If the chocolate and nut butter aren’t mixing smoothly, add some more butter or coconut oil and microwave it again in 20-second increments. 
  5. Pour the chocolate mixture over the oat crust and into the pan. Using the back of a spoon, spread the chocolate evenly over the oat crust. Pour the remaining oat mixture over the chocolate layer. 
  6. Refrigerate the combined mixtures for 2–3 hours or overnight. After retrieving them, leave them out until they reach room temperature, then take it out by pulling on the wings of the parchment paper. 
  7. Cut the bars into however many sections you’d like and store them in containers or saran wrapped sections. Keep them in the fridge and take one out whenever you need a nice pick-me-up! 

Need to Know, Need to Go: Feb. 26 – Apr. 2024

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an illustrated calender that says "Need to Know, Need to Go"
ILLUSTRATION: Courtesy of The Peak

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer

Song from the Uproar: The Lives and Deaths of Isabelle Eberhardt
When: Feb. 29 & Mar. 2 at 7:30 p.m., Mar. 3 at 2:00 p.m.
Where: York Theatre, 639 Commercial Dr., Vancouver

Content warning: mention of death.

City Opera Vancouver presents the Canadian premiere of this contemporary opera based on the true story of the life of Isabelle Eberhardt (1877–1904), an anti-colonial feminist defying societal norms. After she leaves Switzerland for Algeria at 20 years old, she falls in love with a soldier, converts to Islam, and dies in a flash flood seven years later. Written by Brooklyn composer Missy Mazzoli and Canadian writer Royce Vavrek, the premiere is sure to be a hit with Kwagiulth and Stó:lō First Nations’ Marion Newman’s mezzo-soprano lead performance. 

Prices range from $25–$68. Further details can be found on City Opera Vancouver’s website.

Coastal Dance Festival 
When: Mar. 1–3, various event times
Where: Anvil Centre, 777 Columbia St., New Westminster

The 17th annual Coastal Dance Festival is coming to New Westminster for three days of dance and celebration. Featuring artists such as Laura Grizzlypaws, Chesha7 iy lha mens, the Chinook SongCatchers, Dakhká Khwáan Dancers, and Turongo Collective, there’s lots to look forward to. Each year, the festival comes together to take pride in honouring and celebrating the artistic disciplines of dance, song, and storytelling among Indigenous communities across BC. This year, a special feature work by Dancers of Damelahamid, Raven Mother, pays tribute to their late Elder and co-founder, Margaret Harris (19312020).

Students pay $30.50, plus a $4 fee. More info about the festival can be found at damelahamid.ca.

Father Tartuffe: An Indigenous Misadventure
When: Feb. 22–Mar. 24, Evenings: Tue–Thu, 7:30 p.m.; Fri & Sat, 8 p.m. / Matinees: Wed, 1:30 p.m.; Sat & Sun, 2 p.m.
Where: Granville Island Stage, Arts Club Theatre Co, 1585 Johnston St., Vancouver

The Arts Club Theatre Company presents a new production of a “timeless comedy.” The plot follows the financial stability of protagonist Orin (Sam Bob) following Expo ‘67 in Montréal and the 100th anniversary of the Canadian Confederation. Life is good for Orin and his family living on their reservation, until a con artist, Father Tartuffe (Aidan Correia), ruins the good times. Orin and his relatives band together to expose the imposterous Tartuffe without falling victim to his delusions. Anishinaabe playwright Herbie Barnes states the comical play “reflects that [when] being who you are is not enough, you do just about anything to be more.”

Tickets start at $29. Showtimes and more info available on the Arts Club’s website.

Made in Italy 
When: Feb. 21–Apr. 2, various showtimes
Where: Various cities across BC

Edmonton-based Farren Timoteo’s production of Made in Italy is hitting the road on tour. Presented by the Arts Club Theatre Company, the play follows the life of a second-generation Italian teenager, Francesco Mantini, as he struggles to find his place in Jasper, Alberta. In search of inspiration, Mantini idolizes actor John Travolta and fictional character Rocky Balboa as he sets out on a quest to reinvent himself as a crooner, going by the name of Frank Martin. The play is as “bubbly as a glass of prosecco,” celebrating Italian food, family, and music. With rave reviews, the play is sure to be a comedic, coming-of-age hit among audiences.

Prices range from $25$52. More info and showtimes available on the Arts Club’s website.

Opinions in Dialogue: Intersectionality in leftist spaces

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Protester holding a sign that reads Spread Love Not Hate
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By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor and Michelle Young, Opinions Editor 

Intersectionality, a concept coined by Kimberlé Crenshaw, notes “that all oppression is linked.” It is “the acknowledgement that everyone has their own unique experiences of discrimination and oppression and we must consider everything and anything that can marginalize people — gender, race, class, sexual orientation, physical ability, etc.” However, in many supposed progressive spaces, there seems to be a complete disregard for intersectionality. 

Michelle: I have many intersecting identities, yet it feels like they’re always fighting with one another in community spaces due to a lack of understanding of intersectionality. There might be anti-immigrant or racist rhetoric in one space, but ableism in another. I’ve written about this in the past, but something that has always surprised me is the dismissal of accessible spaces for pride events. In a community disproportionately affected by AIDS, Mpox, and adverse medical outcomes, I’ve felt that queer folks should know to protect the vulnerable. This is the community who hung a “CDC Kills” banner from the roof of the Center for Disease Control in the ‘90s. The CDC is still killing with their incorrect guidance about COVID-19 isolation guidelines. However, sometimes the 2SLGBTQIA+ community doesn’t want to listen about how they are making spaces inaccessible. The lack of action is especially disappointing when it comes from people who are trying to champion human rights, but are entirely comfortable being prejudiced against another group. This is why intersectionality is so important.

Olivia: I think some people get caught up in only advocating for causes they feel closely connected to, which I can’t entirely blame them for. But at the same time, intersectionality is foundational to advocacy. We can’t solve injustices by only focusing on a fraction of a problem. For instance, people of colour can be left out of conversations in disabled spaces, which can be dominated by white people. From my time in online spaces, I’ve learned that Black disabled people in particular are disproportionately impacted by medical discrimination, yet some white folks are uncomfortable speaking out about this because it doesn’t impact them directly. The experience of being overlooked or mistreated by medical professionals is amplified for disabled folks, but even more so for those with intersecting identities.

Michelle: It’s important to understand that because everything is connected, our causes tend to overlap. When fighting racism and police brutality, we can’t forget that Black disabled people also face higher rates of police violence. While I don’t believe advocacy and community care should be transactional — meaning we shouldn’t advocate for one cause only to expect the same in return — it’s hard for me to believe someone truly cares about progress if they are blocking out certain aspects like disability justice, racism, or queerphobia. Feminism, for example, needs to be intersectional. We cannot automatically assume that certain feminist ideas will serve us all equally without considering that BIPOC, queer and trans, lower income, and disabled women experience unique barriers. Violence against women tends to disproportionately affect these groups, yet sometimes white cisgender women will act racist and homophobic — harming the women they claim to stand up for. I feel that sometimes, we do not listen to one another, and prefer to justify behaviours and argue that they aren’t really bad or harmful — when they are. 

Olivia: I get concerned when I see people quietly claw back values that they previously upheld, particularly at the start of the pandemic. I understand that everyone has different comfort levels and circumstances when it comes to COVID-19, but forward momentum is essential. If we want to truly adapt to COVID-19 — rather than convincing ourselves it’s suddenly safe now — we need to practice selflessness and remember who we’re advocating for. There are people who believe that since they had mild infections with no lingering side-effects, that this would be the case for everyone — let alone for themselves the next time around. Since when did activism only entail causes that impact you personally? Shouldn’t those with the privilege and capacity to use their voice do so? And it’s not just our voices that matter. Time and time again, the pandemic has shown us that actions matter more than words. We don’t have to be perfect, but we shouldn’t let ourselves become complacent. Wearing a mask in public spaces, staying home from work or events when you’re unwell, and avoiding large gatherings can and does make a substantial difference. It may be challenging to make these decisions if you feel like you can’t visibly see their impact in real-time, but think about those with autoimmune diseases, cancer, or other chronic illnesses, who can’t afford to get sick. They deserve to feel like they belong in leftist spaces — or any space, for that matter. There are people who have hardly left their homes in years because they don’t feel protected by their peers and supposed allies.

Michelle: I can’t help but be frustrated when I hear “there is more than just COVID-19” to advocate for and that COVID-19 precautions are supposedly rooted in self-preservation. It is rooted in community care, and I don’t think anyone would disagree with that if we were in 2020. Obviously, there are more problems than COVID-19, but COVID-19 is impacting so many groups — women, people of colour, 2SLGBTQIA+ folks disproportionately, and it feels like pulling teeth to have most people take basic precautions, even when they are so vocal on other causes. Recently, I’ve noticed a large push toward in-person protests as the “bare minimum” for change and advocacy. Protests are important, and if people can attend, then go for it. Though we shouldn’t be shaming people for staying home when there has been little effort to make these events accessible. However, I have noticed a large effort to include intersectional principles in liberation movements for Palestine. #AltTextPalestine is an initiative to help keep information accessible to people who use screen readers. Jane Shi, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, and Alice Wong — all prominent disability justice advocates — have collectively raised nearly $300,000 for their eSims for Gaza campaign. There are also actions that can be done from home like signing petitions and calling MLAs. National Students for Justice in Palestine have also emphasized why wearing masks at protests is important because “our liberation is connected” — this is really important.  

Olivia: Activism has no bare minimum when every individual has different circumstances. We should leave room for grace and recognize that not everyone can attend protests, has the financial means to donate, or uses social media. We can only really do what we have the capacity for, but that also means we should do what we have the capacity for. Those who are financially privileged, able-bodied, or otherwise have the means to donate their time or resources, should consider doing so. And that’s not to say people should feel guilty for being less politically active than others. However, change will never truly happen if our beliefs don’t translate into actions. You don’t need to relate to a cause to use your voice — and your voice does hold weight. 

Reginald the III vs. Bobby Sleigh: Part 1

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An illustration of a prim looking bipedal raccoon, donning spectacles and wearing a smug expression on his face.
ILLUSTRATION: Maple Sukontasukkul / The Peak

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief

My precious literate raccoons,

Did you miss my smooth voice narrating the most succulent meals found on the campus floors? I did, too. I had to take a sabbatical from my important work reviewing foods for raccoons all over. If you have to ask, I think my taste was . . . tarnished by the poor scraps of lettuce and tortilla chips. Cruel, I know. It can happen to any raccoon — even me. 

For those not in the know, I have taste buds descended from the Raccoon God himself: Guy Racoonieri. I’ve used my powers to responsibly discern the most refined dishes any raccoon can find on city floors, for a dime of your dollar. So when I, culinary connoisseur Reginald the III, was asked to challenge the reindeer chef, Bobby Sleigh on his show, Beat Bobby Sleigh, I hesitated. I’m not known in my social circles (filled with only the most sophisticated of paws) for my cooking. But Bobby had a manner to him that irked me to my core. Why did I, Reginald the III, have to beat other contestants for the opportunity to fight him?! It behooved me to find out. Incidentally, Bobby’s hooves frighten me.

And so, this regal raccoon found himself once more on the cold, cold floors of Simon Fraser University. Bobby had chosen a venue for our battle that most inspired dread. As I looked out into that foggy sky, I knew this wasn’t only a duel. He came to my territory. Bobby and I fight for our reputation here on the illustrious concrete campus. It’s me or the reindeer.

Then, he appeared before me: Mr. Bobby Sleigh. To my dismay, he started waving his spatula at me, and McFogg, the other contestant of his show. “It’s me, Bobby Sleigh!” he yelled. “Today, these two persnickety contestants will have the opportunity to beat me, Bobby Sleigh!” I rolled my eyes, sniffed at the table wine they offered us, and turned my nose. I would not be so easily impressed by IGA! They refused my offer to sponsor them, after all. It’s too bad they don’t know taste.

Then, my eyes settled on my fellow contestant. He was tall, scruffy, and had a certain Scottish charm to him. No . . . it couldn’t be. 

 “I’m here to show my skills!” A production assistant blitzed by with a sign, confirming the Scottish dog mascot’s identity: McFogg. A true hero to the SFU scene, left relegated to SFU’s forgotten mascot costumes. So we’re both here to polish up our reputations. I gave him a firm pawshake. “To Hell and back, old friend.” I told him. 

We nodded solemnly as we gazed up at Bobby Sleigh, who had now found a podium tall enough to look down at the both of us. “My little, fragile, talentless chefs,” he began. Okay, rude. “I think you should have a little treat. A dog treat.”

McFogg wagged his tail.

“Your ingredients for this challenge are: this stunning dog treat from our sponsor, GoodPaws,” he winked at the camera as he held up the treat. It smelled like preserved dreams. “A pack of instant noodles from the IGA,” he held up a pack of Mr. Poodles. “And a singular grape!” I gasped. Was he trying to kill McFogg?? Dogs are famously allergic to grapes!

They don’t sit well in my tummy either, but as we established, I am a raccoon of taste. I gritted my teeth at this impossible challenge. How would I conquer it?

Find out next time on: Reginald the III: Sleighing My Enemies!