Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is here

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many...

Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID...

Dear cis people…

By: Madeleine Chan, Carter Hemion, and Dev Petrovic By Madeleine Dear cis people, I think we need to have a talk. I’m so glad that you’re comfortable...

SFU x UBC: a forbidden love

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Vancouver’s January air struck through the bones, the same as always. That is to say, it was cold, but if...

SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...

Pets unionize, annoyed with owners using them as compensation for a lack of online personality

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Vancouver, BC — Following an influx of complaints from household pets regarding inaccurate quoting for captions on Instagram, zero compensation...

The best places to isolate at SFU

By: Nathan Tok, Peak Associate Are you an SFU student without the heart to go long-distance with your partner, the university? Need a place to...

Canadian government announces 2021 stimulus of a $10 Steam card and some foil balloons

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer The Canadian government held a press event today to discuss their new 2021 COVID-19 relief effort. A representative announced that...

“I can’t wait for this year to end!” says student who thinks the pandemic will randomly stop because of an arbitrary date

By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate In a few brief weeks, it will be 2021, and we all know what that means. The minute the clock...

“I understand these are trying times,” says the professor making the times trying

By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate Subject Line: Paper now due Tuesday From: [email protected] To: AHH 101 (All Sections) Date: November 5, 3:33 a.m. Students,  Many of you have asked for...