Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired...

Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as...

The secret life of an SFU textbook

By: Harvin Bhathal, Peak Associate  I was conceived one dark, rainy night in the dimly lit dorm room of a graduate student who can now...

Devil politely requests that people stop advocating for him

By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer  In a shocking turn of events, the Devil has requested that people stop advocating for him. Despite his initial gratitude,...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student

Your new pandemic best friend: the raccoon

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer  Are you looking for some raccoon therapy? Imagining a domesticated life with our residential furry friends? Well, we’ve made some...

SFUnexplained: Images Theatre is definitely haunted

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Have you ever wondered why time passes differently in Images Theatre? Have you felt a strange breeze when all the...

SFU Student Updates: May 10–16

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Key Updates We’re making the Burnaby campus a bit greyer SFU is committed to being one with nature, and we like the...

Pandemic pain poems

By: Subaig Bindra Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace I try calming my worries by listening to Foo Fighters during cold showers, but then I worry about...

Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d...