Men’s washroom etiquette 101

By: Akashdeep Dhaliwal, SFU Student So here’s when it all started. In September of my first year, I walked into an SFU men’s washroom for...

SCARY STORIES: Vampire spotted at the Bennett Library

By: Gurnoor Jhajj, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It all went down before a history midterm, on the sixth floor of the library....

I HATE YOU. UNSINCERLY, YOUR LAPTOP’S KEYBOARD

By: Veronica Richards, SFU Student Every day, I curse that I was born as a plebeian laptop keyboard! If only I could’ve been a bougie...

The Convocation Games

By: Tribute from District Academia  The day the reaping email arrived, the clouds over Burnaby brooded deeper than usual.  A message was broadcast to every...

The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

By: The Humour Investigator As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to...

Inmate blames prison time on éclair shortage

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer My university life was garbage. Except for that time of the day when I’d find myself in front of my...

#NotClueless: Taylor’s engagement? More like my claim to fame

By: Zainab Salam, Influencer of influencers OK besties, brace yourselves because I have a confession. A major one. Like, this might actually BREAK the...

Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered...

#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been...

Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the...