SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.  For starters, Petter has not...
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The recollections of an SFU Boomer

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...
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Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...
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Professor shocked that students do not have the textbook mentioned in the syllabus emailed the night before class

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Written by Paige Riding, Humour Editor As Dr. Galicken’s PSYC 392 course started this week, he was infuriated to see half of the Zoom call...
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MISSING DOG: Last seen in the labyrinth of SFU’s website

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Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer VANCOUVER, BC — A dog has been reported missing as of July 12. Spot, age two, was last seen...
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SFU announces new album, drops single “Petter Weather”

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Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer, and Paige Riding, News Writer After four years of hard work on the SUB, SFU is releasing their first album...
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I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

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Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....
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A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

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Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...
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SFU Mail claims to “contain multitudes” after sending students two copies of every Canvas email

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor In response to campus-wide buzz about constant duplicate emails from SFU courses, the university’s mail client has publicly declared...
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“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog

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By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate  Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been...
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