It’s elbows up — but also shut the fuck up

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Political canvassing is not for the faint of heart. When some fellow leftist organizers...

Most Requested Lime hits the airwaves

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Mason: What’s a shakin’, Canada? This is Mason, your host with the most for Canada’s hit radio show — Most...

SFSS launches fall bar crawl to promote campus life

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “Your freshman orientation week might be the most exciting one of your whole degree,” a SFSS representative declared to...

How to not be an NPC during your first week on campus

By: Nejdana Houshyar, Staff Writer Have you ever played a video game and come across background characters who have no real purpose? These characters are...

Top four email sign-offs

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate We are constantly writing emails as university students. Emails about grades. Emails about assignments. Emails answering questions that could...

Flirting with cute rock climbing girl

By: A hopeless romantic Day 1: I picked up climbing because I want to make more queer friends. Starting as a total newbie at the activity...

The breakdown of the modern gaydar

By: Dina Bounine, SFU Student Imagine, you’re on the bus and you see a guy (ew). He’s got a good mullet (as in one you...

All gays are hockey players

By: Linda Hazzbumple, Vancouver woman  How did I, a straight middle-aged white woman, end up at a gay club during arguably the busiest season of...

1800s Pitt Meadows couple fights over butter churner!

By: Quinn Mulcahy, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor I never knew that the SFU archives was actually a giant room with everything about...

SFU’s frat EXPOSED

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer, Staff Writer To think that every decision I made in my life somehow resulted in going to a...