The Convocation Games

By: Tribute from District Academia  The day the reaping email arrived, the clouds over Burnaby brooded deeper than usual.  A message was broadcast to every...

The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

By: The Humour Investigator As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to...

Inmate blames prison time on éclair shortage

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer My university life was garbage. Except for that time of the day when I’d find myself in front of my...

#NotClueless: Taylor’s engagement? More like my claim to fame

By: Zainab Salam, Influencer of influencers OK besties, brace yourselves because I have a confession. A major one. Like, this might actually BREAK the...

Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered...

#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been...

Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the...

Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely...

Lana Del Rey’s hologram to headline Fall Kickoff

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Picture this: Lana Del Rey, singing Chemtrails Over The Country Club, frantically flying over an audience, and waving her arms...

The OneBC party is here to stop Comrade Rustad

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer The leader of the BC Conservative party, John Rustad, has recently lost the plot. He seems to be suppressing the...