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The case of the missing EIC

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By: Paige Riding and Sara Wong It was a dark and stormy night . . . no, no clichés here. This is just a public...
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An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
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What happens if the “Local Women in Your Area!” actually find you?

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By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate Would you spend a devastating seven more bucks a month on a new streaming service for a show unavailable on...
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Fiancés upset they can’t hold big wedding that would have ended in divorce six months later

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SURREY, BC — After moving out from the rock they were living under, a couple is devastated to learn that...
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My Duo: the Duolingo Owl Horror Story

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By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer It was just after 10 o’clock. I’d finally submitted my essay on Canvas, and my burning eyes demanded I close...
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Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...
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Rejected ideas for the Student Union Building (SUB)

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By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong Escape room (By Juztin) As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...
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SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.  For starters, Petter has not...
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The recollections of an SFU Boomer

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...
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Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024