HUMOUR: Please consider donating to the North American Foundation For Improved Bald Eagle Literacy

Please be advised that parts of what you’re about to read might be difficult for some individuals. The following contains many hard-hitting truths that...

HUMOUR: SFU friendship in critical condition after student forgot to turn anon off

Two longtime best friends attending SFU appear to be on the outs, thanks what one of them called “the most intense forms of cyberbullying”...

Laugh Track: Paul Anthony

If variety is indeed the spice of life, then Paul Anthony’s Talent Time is a bowl of Carolina Reaper peppers soaking in Tabasco sauce....

This week in comics

The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Jeremy's Excuses (Reuben Newton) The Crapside (Ryan Stella & Darien Lechner) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Peers (Leslie Lu)

The five stages of grief Conservatives went through after hearing the election results

‘Twas October 19, and I was watching what every other campus Conservative was: the Antiques Roadshow marathon. Sure, the election was happening, but I...

HUMOUR: American lawmakers cut out middleman, introduce guns directioly to mental wards

After roughly 300 mass shootings in 2015 alone, the United States government believe they have found a solution: arm patients in mental wards. “Stay...

HUMOUR: TSSU aligns with Prince of Darkness to settle university dispute

With the recent loss of their health benefits, SFU’s Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU) has stepped up their game like never before against Andrew...

HUMOUR: How to avoid offending anyone with your Halloween costume this year

Let’s face it: we’re not celebrating your grandparents’ Halloween, when bottles of Coke cost a nickel and Sun-Maid raisins were the hot new item...

This week in comics

Squashed (Ceilidh Ashcroft) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Seagull Square (Gregory Edwards & Jill Mandrake) A new project from writer-director Lena Dunham (Jacey Gibb & Joel MacKenzie) Mystic...

Ways to improve your club’s Halloween mixer, based on science

Recent findings by the world’s top social scientists have concluded that the best way to have a “spooktacular” and “creeperific” Halloween party is to...