SFU Replies!

Hello SFU students! This week, we received a flood of letters addressed to SFU Replies, asking questions about — you guessed it — the first...

The Valentine’s Day cards that the SFU bookstore refused to stock

Illustration by Serena Chan Illustration by Janis McMath Illustration by Zachary Chan Illustration by Christina Kruger-Woodrow "You've Stalin my heart!" Illustration by Tia Young "I'd let you see my browser...

Comics!

Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Pun, 2, 3 (Sarah Walker) Mystic Man (Reuben Newton)

Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear Dr. Breakup, William has just been dumped by his valentine, Lady Francesca. William will not stand for these indiscretions. William has made a blood...

Boxer Briefs

SFU Introverts Club announces brand new app – In an attempt to convince the introverted population at SFU that going outside and meeting people...

Things I actually “read” over last week’s Reading Break

My professor’s email about what readings to finish over the break My Canvas account’s monthly calendar, to make note of any upcoming major assignments Vogue’s extensive...

HUMOUR: Canadian government confirms existence of Jehovah’s Witness Protection program

On our daily commutes, there is one group of people who work tirelessly to gain the attention and likewise affection of the masses. Day...

Four signs your TA might be out of their depth

1. They have a questionable insistence on doing everything with puppets. 2. They hide ineptitude by stringing together a combination of ambiguous statements and grunts. 3....

Wrong point / wronger point: man braids vs mullets

Yes, the man braids are a gift from Mother Earth! By Luca Boyega, SFU Student The man braid has come into contact with a lot of...

SFU Replies!

Hi SFU, What do the signs about standing on the AQ pond mean? Why can’t I stand on the AQ pond? Thank you, Alexandria   Hi Alexandria, Please do...