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Seven-year-olds come out for first annual pre-fetus Chitter gathering – Makers of the popular confession-app Chitter held their first gathering for pre-fetuses, a term...

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SFU stirs up constant caffeination The refrain “coffee is your best friend” has never been more prevalent on campus. With midterms in full...

How to acquire a harem of sexy newsboys

Have you ever found yourself lingering around grabbed by a sticky heat and a carnal desire for all the profoundly beautiful newsboys? Do you...

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SFU, Where are they? You know what I’m talking about. B   Hey B, I’m not sure what you’re talking about! Do you have a problem with the way...

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Cult movie close-up: Matt Hannon

In the realm of film, there are four kinds of movies: great movies, good movies, okay movies, and bad movies. But within the realm...

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Hi there, What is the new SFU government going to do about international student fees? I know people who are seriously paying about $10,000 per...

The Spider Curse is a fate worse than death!

Springtime is once again nearly upon us. While some may be excited for the blossoming flowers and warming weather, a great threat lurks among...

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Time traveller from the future tells men’s basketball team to “hang in there” – With rumors spreading that this may be the final season...

Four ways to make up for screwing up Valentine’s Day

1. Admit that a gift card was a bad idea. 2. Return the Star Wars: Episode VII Lego play set, which was clearly for yourself.  3. Stick...