Transit Talk: Your bus won’t come on time, even with a snowless winter

After several wet, cold, class-cancellation snow falls over the past few years, it looks like the upcoming months may be a much-needed break from...

Student Vending Machine

Written by: Gabrielle McLaren

Comedic Poetry: Things more fun than final exams

Written by: Youeal Abera Racing down a hill On a bike with no brakes — Hitting a beehive With my bare, entire face. Walking on hot coals And licking them...

Dear Professor-such-and-such

Written by: Aaron Richardson I am emailing to inform you that my incompetence as both a student and a human being has gotten the best...

SFU’s newest accredited sport: professional transiting

Written by: Dhruv Taware Since its inception, SFU has been the undisputed best university to ever be located on top of Burnaby Mountain. One of...

The Guinness Book of SFU Records

Written by: Jennifer Low It’s about time SFU finally recognized us, its students, for all we do. From the countless hours of late-night Netflix binge-watching...

SFU Horoscopes

Written by: Winona Young and Aaron Richardson Terry Fox’s Sweet Sweet ‘do | January 10 - February 8 A real hero | Goes the extra mile...

Peak pet contest participation trophies

Written and compiled by: Gabrielle McLaren Check out the grand prize winners here Eyes that see my soul and convince me it is whole: Louie Longest...

QUIZ: What Grade Are You Going to Get on Your Latest Assignment?

Written by: Hannah Davis Take this quiz rather than doing the assignment to find out how well you’ll do.