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Kama Sit-ra

Humour EIC - February 20, 2017 0

Missionary Your classic classroom sleeper. Simply try your best to keep your eyes open after the first half hour of class. Eventually, give in and put...

SFU campuses ranked by sex appeal

Humour EIC - February 20, 2017 0

Probably the least sexy thing on the planet would be the place you go to school. It’s where you sit and listen to someone...

SFSS turns Highland Pub into marijuana dispensary

Humour EIC - February 20, 2017 0

In an effort to curb the constant money hemorrhaging of the Highland Pub, the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) has decided to turn it...

The Cheapo’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Humour EIC - February 14, 2017 0

Listen single people, I know February is seen as a month-long Greek tragedy, but the truth is that this is a celebration of you,...

Snowfall at SFU: Admin do their best to make everything the absolute worst

Humour Peak Web - February 8, 2017 0

For the thirty-ninth time this year, competent meteorologists proved SFU incompetent. Amidst the blizzards of the past week, thousands of students were left stranded...

SARRS rampages through SFU, start of outbreak could be deadly

Humour EIC - February 6, 2017 0

Even though there has been no case of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) reported worldwide since 2004, there’s a new type of SARRS in...

In the news…

Humour EIC - February 6, 2017 0

Life as a Disney Princess

Humour EIC - February 6, 2017 0

Snow White Pros: Rent is super cheap when split with seven other roommates. Cons: How can you possibly enjoy apple pie after going through a poisoned-fruit...

I sniffed you

Humour Peak Web - January 30, 2017 0

Looking for the“good boy” You were tied up outside of a Whole Foods Market wearing a red collar. You were waiting for your human, being...

Horoscopes for dumb shits (Jan 30th—Feb 5th)

Humour Peak Web - January 30, 2017 0

ARIES This is the week to give into bad impulses, Aries. You should message your ex. You should eat all the delicious lactose-filled desserts even...

NDP MP Gord Johns introduces motion to increase mental health services

Annual dragon boat festival cancelled due to FIFA World Cup

North Vancouver man launches productivity app to help people with ADHD

First Nation leaders and more push for changes to the Indian Act

WGOG: SFU furniture and my poor back

Indigenous Peoples shouldn’t be made to fight for their rights again and again

Alberta sets Canada back by 10 years in achieving climate change goals

Bright-er Side: Music, space, and flipping a record over

SFU’s ecofeminist exhibition: Earth Love: Intended Chiefly for Young Persons

Book Nook: Independent West Africa: tradition, modernization, and identity in a post-colonial Africa

Political reads: The Last Honest Man by James Risen

The Terror brings forth bristling psychological horror

Understanding the Rohingya genocide, heritage, and the path forward, from a Rohingya Canadian

SFYou: Cedric and Savar, creators of Unify Social

Buddhists celebrate the teachings of Vesak 2,570 years on

Long Story Short: Paving a non-linear academic path

Mixology 101: drinks that’ll have you loving your 8:00 a.m. lectures

Dear Peakie: Making peace with new roommates among other unwelcome connections

Vancouver passes motion to clone Gastown Steam Clock for the FIFA World Cup

I vow to always cherish our sponsorship deals

Wayne Gretzky’s false Canadiana

Former SFU women’s basketball coach inducted into Canadian Basketball Hall of Fame

How the Red Leafs fared to start 2025

Staying active when everything feels expensive