Students still can’t name their Fall 2019 classes, know only the course numbers

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Though the Spring 2020 semester has just started, most of SFU’s student body reportedly cannot name their courses from...
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“Go.re.miSFU”: SFU opts for invasive singing telegrams over grade email notifications

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Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Students at SFU will get notified about their final grades in a melodic way at the end of this...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 6–12

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ve made your New Years’ resolutions. And you’ll break them all this week. But don’t...
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Professors form “OK Boomer” support group as millennial students grow stronger

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By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief  BURNABY, B.C. — SFU Security has confirmed an increasing amount of calls from tenured professors regarding threats to their superiority in...
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CONFESSIONALS: I was the student who reminded the teacher of a deadline

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Written by James Conn, SFU Student Before coming to SFU, I attended Douglas College. On one fateful day, in a political science lecture, our class...
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SFU Pangrams to Test your Fonts

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Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer We all know the classic sentence which uses all 26 letters of the alphabet: “The quick brown fox jumps...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 25–30

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Aries — March 21–April 19 Well, you did it. You got through the semester without (being arrested for?) arson. So spend this week reminding yourself...
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‘Tis the season to hail Mariah

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Written by Juztin Bello, Copy Editor For most, November is just another ordinary month, because their lives are meaningless and boring. For some, it’s the...
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SFU GOTHIC: The school creeps on . . .

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Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer You are in C9000 and you hear wheels. Everyone stops talking to listen to the wheels. The sound...
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With the archangels’ trumpets missing, God books SFU’s bagpipers to summon the Apocalypse

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Written by Rodolfo Boskovic, SFU Student Do you have a due date coming up? Forget about it. If you’ve had time to look outside lately, you...
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