Comics

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer

What does your favourite bottled water say about your midterm chances?

By: Luke Faulks, Opinions Editor The world is going to end in eight years thanks to climate change. Fortunately, the same corporations responsible for the...

The quintessential curriculum you will encounter as an English student

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor My fellow beloved English students, After having spent almost six years at this beloved institution, I have derived the perfect formula...

CONFESSIONALS: My summer of identity theft and unrequited love

By: The Impersonator Everyone has done it: enter the wrong classroom on the first day of school. You quickly grab a seat at the front...

SFUnexplained: Joy Johnson is the Editor-in-Chief of The Peak

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Joy Johnson is the president of Simon Fraser University. Or is she? I’ve given this a ton of thought...

Comics

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer  

The monster under my bed won’t pay rent

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Dear Mrs. Goldblum of Goldblum and Sons, I am writing to seek legal advice. I have this monster under my...

What’s on the Menu: Weekly reports with your best pal and racoon, Stinks

By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Welcome back to What’s on the Menu. I am your best pal, Stinks the Raccoon, with the weekly report on what...

Authentic ramen connoisseur: Recipes from dormitory expert, Guy Ramsey

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer It was the year 2011 and I had just come back from a trip to Japan, and all I wanted...

The Pool: The short, sad tale of Pascal Curious

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Pascal Curious walked from the library towards the Recreation Centre with a sluggish walk. Pascal was an ordinary student: they...