HUMOUR: The seven least popular funding alternatives to consider, now that Metro Vancouver voted “No” to the transit plebiscite

7. Have a gluten-free, vegan bake sale.

6. Rob a bank.

5. Raise fares to $1 million per zone travelled.

4. Put tolls — on schools.

3. Spend money on ads saying TransLink needs more money

2. Hire another CEO to help sort out TransLink’s finances

1. Have a transit plebiscite