Humour
Profs Vague Tweet About Their Students
January 29, 2019Ever wondered what your profs twitter feed looks like? aRE yOu kIDdiNG mEE?? Why would you even sit in the front row if you’re going to snooze through it? I come here MWF every week just to get my voice drowned out by shuffled papers and lecture seats with folding tables. wow. 3 mins to the end of class. Let the chorus of backpack zippers begin office hour visits went from #0to100 #REALQUICK after first midterm hah marking assignments be like missing student number = missing grade on Canvas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ watching my email inbox flood the morning of the final…
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Live On Campus FREE
January 29, 2019Lose the landlord and live for free on the Burnaby campus According to my cranky neighbour Terrie (who's a totally reliable source because he shouts when he talks), Vancouver is “one billion times more expensive than anywhere else in the…
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Which Movie Villain Are You Based On Your Study Habits?
January 28, 2019Studying truly brings out the darkness in all of us. All those intense nights of isolation, despair and desperation — you know who else goes through all this? Classic Villains. Who are we kidding? We all go through enough stress,…
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A warning letter from the future
January 28, 2019What would you warn yourself about from the end of the semester? Dear four-month-younger Nathaniel, Hi there, bud! It’s been four awesome months at school. The buses reach the station just in time for you to catch the SkyTrain, your…
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The Honest Syllabus
January 28, 2019How a BUEC 232 student really sees the syllabus at SFU – and we bet you do too!
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A Guide to Dropping Classes
January 25, 2019First-year students, academic underachievers, and those experiencing memory loss related to the trauma of last semester are especially prone to be lulled into a false sense of security after a week free from tutorials, homework, or soul-crushing monotony. If this…
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School Supply Scrounge
January 25, 2019Everyone knows that you, as a broke student, are too broke to spend money on useless school supplies like pens, and notebooks (scoff!). So please make use of these helpful and straightforward tips for finding and making your own school…
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Declaration of Icebreaker Independence
January 24, 2019Every term at SFU starts with a lot of new things; new classes, new students, and new construction sites. But amidst all of these, there is one thing that hasn’t changed for years. No, I’m not talking about the fishes…
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January Horoscopes
January 24, 2019Written by: Alannah Wallace, Peak Associate Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will learn to cut down on your morning routine by wearing the same shirt to bed as you wear to class every day and realizing you…
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To all the plants I’ve killed before
January 23, 2019When I first met you, you were the light of my life. Your image was plastered all down my Instagram feed, and all I wanted to do was learn more about you. I knew my family and friends didn’t approve.…
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