Here are the Tippy Top Ten Reason to Get Excited About Google’s Self-Driving Car…
10. We can’t be far off from a self-paddling canoe
9. No need to shell out for getaway driver
8. It’ll go great with your self-driving golf club
7. Can direct more road rage to actual road
6. You’ll save thousands from driving-glove budget
5. More time to focus on obtaining license to kill
4. They might come in red
3. Can finally call cruising around town “googling it”
2. NASCAR drivers can be like their viewers, sleeping at home
1. It’s a step up from Bing’s self-loathing cars
