I always disguise them by keeping them in guitar case . . . who’d ever want to steal one of those?
Martin Griswold, Has strange instrument preferences
I had them rigged so that if anyone tries to play them they emit a loud, terrible screeching noise and then I can easily locate them.
Patricia Lorraine, Rigged her bagpipes to be bagpipes
I’m sure I’ve had a few stolen but that’s why you buy the 12-pack.
John Farmer, Savvy Scottish-paraphernalia shopper
I don’t own any bagpipes.
Tom Parker, NERRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!
I don’t know, I’ve definitely had a couple of bags and a few pipes go missing though.
Phillip Moore, Chain-pipe-smoking bag enthusiast
