Zodiac
Cosmic glamour at The Birdhouse
February 13, 2025By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer It was a cool night in January, my new boots dug into my heels and made it hard to walk straight, but I kept trudging happily on towards my beacon of light; The Birdhouse. Why? Because Man Up hosted the fifth volume of their astrology drag show, and I couldn’t miss that! This was their biggest line up of drag stars all year, all of whom performed iterations of their actual Gregorian zodiac signs. I’ve never been to a drag show, though I am a lover of the art, so it was safe to say…
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Monday Music: Songs for Scorpio season
November 14, 2022By: Jerrica Zabala, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of gun violence in lyrics. We’ve reached the peak of Scorpio season and the air is powerful, sultry, and arousing. There’s a certain seriousness to being a Scorpio and these magnetizing bass…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 14–20
March 16, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor, Interstellar combatant Aries You should go kick a tree this week. There have been whispers in the wind lately and they have been awful. I don’t even want to repeat what they’ve been saying about you,…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 7-13
March 8, 2022By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer, Interspace advisor Aries The stars are asking that you take a chill-pill this week. I know you’re deep into midterm season but grades will come and go. Do some sight-seeing, find where they’re filming your favourite…
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Horoscopes: February 28–March 4
February 27, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Cosmic Counselor in Training Aries You’ve yet to venture out of your comfort zone and find the hidden gems of the Burnaby campus. Be sure to try the tables under Images Theatre for your next…
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Horoscopes: February 21–25
February 23, 2022By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer and rom-com fan ARIES: You’re constantly running late on dates. Although asking your Tinder match to order while waiting is a good idea, being one hour late is not. This will most likely result in you…
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Horoscopes February 14–18
February 16, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Sexpert ARIES: Unfortunately we don’t have a lot of sexual energy to use for your prediction since you’re a total virgin. But we can assure you that you will have sex . . . at some point…
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Horoscopes: February 7–11
February 7, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Future-Seer Aries Change is in your future! Consider ordering a bowl instead of a burrito the next time you’re at Chicotle (formerly Chipotle). Or, follow Chicotle’s suit and switch a consonant in your name out with…
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Horoscopes: January 31–February 6
January 31, 2022By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor and cosmological animal whisperer ARIES: How does it feel to always be first on every single horoscope? Everyone looks at your horoscope and you don’t have to waste any time searching for your sign. Just like…
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Horoscopes January 24–28
January 25, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Star-whisperer in training ARIES: One day this semester — when you least expect it — a tall dark stranger will come to you with grave news. Be nice to them, the cemetery industry is pretty dead nowadays, and…
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