Word on the Street
Word on the Street: Anti-vaccination summit.
March 19, 2013Q: SFU held a controversial anti-vaccination conference last week. Thoughts? Anti-Vaccine Movement Room temperature IQs “HEY. VACCINES ARE BAD. HEY, HEY, HEY. COM’ON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT WHAT I’M DOING. OOooOoH SCARY AUTISM. AWW HOW COME YOU’RE NOT LOOKING?” Jonas Salk Poli-owned “Well I guess I spent my career injecting people with cow puss for nothing then. Enjoy your leg braces.“ Shirley Chapman 2nd grader “I don’t know what Human Pa-ba-loma[sic] virus is, but I bet it’s better than shots!” Gregory Barnett Man in tin foil hat “Anti-vaccination? That’s the single stupidest thing…
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Word on the Street: November 13, 2012
November 13, 2012Q: Obama-rama is palpable in the streets as Barack Obama is re-elected to serve a second presidential term. Thoughts? “Hooray, I was important.” Ohio 7th largest state “I’m…
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Word on the Street:October 29, 2012
October 29, 2012Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm? Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make. Also all that leaping out of…
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Word on the Street: October 22nd, 2012
October 22, 2012“Bah, back in my day if we wanted to bully someone, you’d giv’em an injun burn, none of this hastagging their nexopi-blog. Worst generation ever. Stanley Scrant Ornery octogenerian …
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Word on the Street: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Q: So what are you be thankful for, this fine turkey day of ours? By Gary Lim "The fact no one has asked to see my birth certificate yet." Miguel Romnez Completely Relatable I’m thankful for the…
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Word on the Street: NFL Referees
October 1, 2012Q: The NFL’s referee troubles continued with a hotly contested win for the Seahawks.Thoughts? “Why don’t they just hire the NHL refs, they don’t seem to be doing anything.” Evan Smith Sports Fan “Well looks like hockey and…
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Word on the Street: Sept 10
September 10, 2012“Maybe take a few english classes in case those whole fine arts thing doesn’t pan out. ” Adolf Hitler Vegetarian “I’m contacting using technology we scavenged from their ships. On 07/09/15…
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Word on the Street: September 3
September 3, 2012“Neil was my first and although he definitely wasn’t the last man to go exploring my craters, for that he’ll always have a special place in my heart.” The Moon — Seriously? …
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Word on the Street: July 30th
July 30, 2012Q:So, the Summer Olympics officially kicked off last Friday with opening ceremonies in London. Thoughts? “You yanks must have a couple roos loose in the paddock. Else why’d you be holding the Summer Olympics in the middle of bleedin’…
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Word on the Street: Batman
July 16, 2012“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.” Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster) “The Dark Knight Rises is going to be awesome! I sure hope Bane says something I can mindlessly parrot in…
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