Q: Obama-rama is palpable in the streets as Barack Obama is re-elected to serve a second presidential term. Thoughts?
“Hooray, I was important.”
Ohio
7th largest state
“I’m glad the Illuminati’s candidate won, rather than that Freemasons guy. I never liked him.”
Gregory Barnett
Man in tin foil hat
“Dern it. I knew we shulda hitched Pa to the motercade and voted to one-a dem fancy voting schools like whatcher ‘av in dem dere movie the-atres.”
The South
Wal-Mart enthusiasts
“I guess my vote Obama status updates worked then. Your welcome, Barack.”
Sarah Connolly
15-year-old girl
“Spare change sir? Feed a hungry soul?”
Ol’ Mitty
Anonymous beggar
